#offright

[subjectitute]

@offright​ replied to your post: int means intelligence, it being low means you...

At best its 2/10

i’m gonna strangle you.

. . . intellectually.

[piiqucd-a]

offright asked: ❄ / tabe , setsuno and twinkle boy prying symbol starters - accepting

❄ - five thoughts my muse has recently had

- - - - hunger -

- if anyone looks at me right now i will kill myself and then it’ll be awkward for everyone involved - teetage metant neetle teetle - i’m not gonna say it but that’s pretty gay - we just bought a new box of bandages on saturday there’s no way we’re out already - i should go in the sun more. that doesn’t man i will

- who’s talking right now they’ve been going for like 8 minutes i can’t stop and ask now - fucking OW - how do they eat that stuff. like, physically - when is icarly coming on netflix - i have to shower but other people are in the locker room and if they see me i’ll die on the spot

[the-thread-of-muses-archived]

|| @offright ||

“Shoooouttaaaaa~!” Oh no, he’s going to be loud and annoying now.                    Rest in pieces, Shouta.

“I want a cake.”

[iinvntcr]

@offright​ @kvtsvki​

     kicks  both  of  you  in the  gut.

[elxfi-archived]

Hes adding 1 ( one ) more thing they can search , mostly out of annoyance and convenience / mayuri

Is it Neopets? 

[octriun-blog]

" move your leg a little more forward-now twist your torso a bit- yeah like that ! Just have to fix a few things ." He shoves Milos foot to the front a little bit more , careful enough not to make the larger of the two do the splits or anything of the sort . When hes satisfied with the position of the leg , he moves onto the torso , lightly touching Milos back and chest and rotating him a bit / burgh fhsjdjns

   “ eep! like this…? ” it’s not often that milo puts himself around artsy people, so he welcomes this experience, but he will not pretend as if he quite knows what he’s doing. he surrenders his body to burgh’s guidance; the particulars escape him ( does it really make that much of a difference if his leg is one centimeter this way or if his torso is twisted a degree more that way? ) but he reminds himself he’s not the expert here. he just wishes he could learn a lot easier from just mere observation.

“ i’m sorry i couldn’t quite get this right on the first try for you. i’m no good at aesthetics or the like, i suppose… ” he certainly hopes talking isn’t too distracting to the process, else he really can’t do anything right this session. “ say, do you have to be moving and poking your bug pokémon too or do they happen to just be the perfect li'l muses? ”

[quirkdysfunctionarchive]

SPRINTING AWAY AS FAST AS LITTLE LEGS CAN GO- @offright​

[despairforme]

Use your hands to rearrange them , its much more effective i assure you~ / szayel fhsjdns

     ❝ ‘Daz just ‘cause ya ain’t got ‘da size ‘fer it. ❞