‘‘I feel like she’s just... the real reason I’m here, ya’ feel? Like, here on earth. I have this theory... Listen, it’s real interesting. Like, Hazel and I, I’m sure we met before, in another life and also I feel like we were dogs in that life... Can dogs become humans in different lives?... Anyways, I’m 96% sure we were dogs, sort of like lady and the tramp, y’know? Holy shit, that would explain why she digs pink so much, because she was a wealthy ass dog in her past life.... Y’know that makes a whole lot of sense ! - So, like I was saying, we were dogs and I was probably following around other female dogs and shit but like I’d always come back to her because dogs are loyal, ya’ feel? I’d be the most loyal dog and I feel like she would be the pettiest dog ever, like one of those dogs you tryna pet and they go away like bitch tf you thought I wanted you to scratch my chin? get outta here thot, y’know?, like she’d be like that because she would be one of those pink ass dogs, like chihuahuas.... Damn, I hate those, they are like... an obscure type of rodent, evil lil’ shits.... Anyways, I just feel like we really met before and now we’re together again and it feels real fucking nice. I’m just glad we aren’t dogs anymore because imagine having to lick your own genitals after peeing? No thanks, I’m glad we’re like... a human family now.’‘