#ofhazel

[dazafabian]

can you please confirm or deny the fact that there are huge spiders in australia, i'm worried smh

‘‘I can confirm there are spiders big enough to be mistaken for a rat in this country, however, no spider lives under my roof – I check multiple times a day – so you can safely come over and play scrabble with me.’‘ 

[fckmonax]

slurred words

“Hazel. Hm... Okay. So hear me out with this because it’s gonna sound a lil crazy. But I’m pretty sure that Hazel is an actual angel who was put on this earth to test me. Like to test whether or not I have the capability of being good, you know? And I’m here to see if she has the capability of being bad. Spoiler alert to all of yous, the answer is absolutely fucking not. L-like you know how in The Emperor’s New Groove, Kronk has an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other? She’s that absolute fucking goddess in the white with the harp and shit and I’m that cocky bitch in the red who is only good at shellfishness. No.. Selfishness and other superficial stuff. W-wait.. I didn’t think this analogy through very well at all... If she’s the good and I’m the bad, then who is our Kronk?? Oh my god, this is gonna be on my mind for the rest of the night now!”

[kcylas]

🎤 (hazel & jacen)

hazel - i’ll be there for you by the rembrandts 

jacen - dive by ed sheeran

[dazafabian]

🎤

Someday (I Will Understand) – Britney Spears

[marlonrae]

🎤

Cupid Chokehold - Gym Class Heroes

[marlonrae]

slurred words

‘‘I feel like she’s just... the real reason I’m here, ya’ feel? Like, here on earth. I have this theory... Listen, it’s real interesting. Like, Hazel and I, I’m sure we met before, in another life and also I feel like we were dogs in that life... Can dogs become humans in different lives?... Anyways, I’m 96% sure we were dogs, sort of like lady and the tramp, y’know? Holy shit, that would explain why she digs pink so much, because she was a wealthy ass dog in her past life.... Y’know that makes a whole lot of sense ! - So, like I was saying, we were dogs and I was probably following around other female dogs and shit but like I’d always come back to her because dogs are loyal, ya’ feel? I’d be the most loyal dog and I feel like she would be the pettiest dog ever, like one of those dogs you tryna pet and they go away like bitch tf you thought I wanted you to scratch my chin? get outta here thot, y’know?, like she’d be like that because she would be one of those pink ass dogs, like chihuahuas.... Damn, I hate those, they are like... an obscure type of rodent, evil lil’ shits.... Anyways, I just feel like we really met before and now we’re together again and it feels real fucking nice. I’m just glad we aren’t dogs anymore because imagine having to lick your own genitals after peeing? No thanks, I’m glad we’re like... a human family now.’‘

[dazamar]

♠✘☢

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[MARIANA]: HAZZZZY, what are you doing tn? [MARIANA]: i met tgis guy at work and he is so SO HOT and i accidently set you up with a date with him[MARIANA]: sorry, love you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[MARIANA]: I’m so annoyed, I shouldn’t be feeling this way.[MARIANA]: Why do I have a crush on Tyler of all people?[MARIANA]: Ashton is so nice and it makes me feel so guilty[MARIANA]: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! - DISREGARD THIS!!! [MARIANA]: I'm Nashville’s mistake.

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[MARIANA]: Okay, hit me up ASAP![MARIANA]: I need a break, I need to stop working.[MARIANA]: I’m so so exhausted, I’m desperate. 

[dazafabian]

✆√ (hazel) ♠ ☢(vera)

HAZEL

Send ✆ for a morning text

[FABIAN]: AYEEEE ANGEL FACE[FABIAN]: Hazel Lynn Mason I miss you all so much, come home NOW!!![FABIAN]: I’m not liking the distance. STOP.

Send √ for a long-winded confession text 

[FABIAN]: Ok so this is random as hell but I miss you and Seb so much. I feel like you and I can relate to each other in a way I can’t relate to anyone else and Sebas gives me so much joy and you all make me forget everything and I need the distraction because my life is extremely stressful right now.[FABIAN]: Te quierooo ❤️

VERA

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[FABIAN]: YOOOOOOO MAMACITA[FABIAN]: so d you remember that one time we hit it off and did the thing? not sayng we should do it againbut w totally should do it again[FABIAN]: ill make sure to hit u up tmrrow

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[FABIAN]: MAAAAAAAMI[FABIAN]: REMEMBER MY LAME BOY’S SYNDROME? [FABIAN]: I THINK IT’S BACK!!! [FABIAN]: SEND HELP ASAP!!!