#ofhighstandards

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☣ *COOLEST FRIEND ON THE PLANET, NYEH HEH HEH! (the highest of standards mai boi)

SEND ME ☣ AND A WARNING LABEL FOR MY MUSE // ACCEPTING

They aren’t convinced, but appreciate the thought none the less.

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     How strange. It was unlike anything she had seen       before, yet he had a body similar to her own internal structure.       Narrow, with no flesh or wiring or any sort of muscle to power       his movements. Was he a robot? No, Diver didn’t believe so,       she easily settled on the possibility that he was his own species.       She lets out a brief chirp, letting her body float at the water’s       surface. So long as she was in her element, she felt safe.

@ofhighstandards 🐟

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aaaaaaaaangst *grabs pots and pans and bangs them together* AAAAAAAAAANGST *pots and pans intensify* but in all seriousness tho spot-on soulless paci frisk really good writing and I just worry about them??? So much??? Like child pls chill so your family can help you, no stop that you're going towards angst territory and goddamnit you ruined a perfectly good thread, thanks a lot but I love your headcanons and I hope pap can soothe teh poor child be happy although it won't happen (ofhighstandards)

Remember children 9/10 doctors recommend NOT selling your soul to your murderous void sibling. I honestly pride myself in supplying quality angst to anybody willing to read it, and I’m glad you seem to be enjoying it!! Really just thank you a ton~

pro tip- Your papyrus actually is a lot closer to breaking through to them than it might seem. Their biggest problem right now is they can’t forgive themselves, so they don’t see how anybody else could. Though I mean, it could just get a whole lot worse who knows :).

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robot-with-a-soul-archive answered your question:okey… which one of you angst loving memes sent me...

(*winks seductively* ;3) (ofhighstandards) (WELL IT’S YOUR FAULT YOU WANTED ANGST SO YOU GOT IT) (BUT TBH PAPY WILL PROTECT THE CHILD)

GIVE ME ALL THE ANGST. I just hope you’re ready for it.

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*I SEE THAT YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE CREATURE CALLED THE VORE. WORRY NOT, HUMAN! BECAUSE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VORE AT ALL COSTS! THIS WILL BE EXCELLENT TRAINING FOR WHEN I GET INTO THE ROYAL GUARD! NYEH HEH HEH! (pap no you don't understand) (ofhighstandards)

Frisk squints up at the skeleton. Bean brows scrunching together and forming wrinkles across their forehead. They’re still largely confused and unsure of what he’s really talking about. It hadn’t been spoken of as a creature, but perhaps they’d been trying not to scare them. The child was jumpy as it is. Though perhaps Papyrus was not the best one to trust for answers on this. 

“ So it’s a creature? Is it like a monster? “