#ofkellyabbott

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Dear Ted Cruz

Dear Ted Cruz,

Your face makes me sad. And incredibly uncomfortable. I cringe just thinking about it. 

SO exactly how many people have you murdered in your time as the Zodiac Killer?

Fuck you,Emily

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Okay crappy pocket recording of someone else’s pocket my choir singing “If Ye Love Me” by Thomas Tallis. In a hallway.

The altos got a little lost towards the end (myself included) whoops...

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debsneverland answered your post: I ASKED A GUY OUT AND I DIDN’T DIE FRO...

I’m so happy for you! it’s not easy to do it but you were so brave! and tod was a very respectful. (i’ve been rejected with really bad escuses so…) girl, if you want to continue your tag, fine by me!

I meant to respond to both of these a few days ago but I only just got the chance!

Honestly I’m still super surprised that I managed to do ask him. But I’m also super fucking proud of myself at the same time because I FINALLY DID IT!!!

And honestly I am amazed that I have someone like Todd in my life? Like he is so wonderful and such a great friend to me that I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve him. I think part of the reason that I’m actually super happy right now, even after being turned down, is because he was just so kind about it? (I’m sorry you’ve had bad experiences, dear)

The tag (or I guess tags?) will probably continue for a while. I mean they started because I wanted to have a way of journaling my thoughts as I tried to figure this whole crush business out. And I definitely still have a crush so I’ll probably keep posting as I try to figure out where I go from here. Especially since I’m still going to see him on at least a weekly basis for the next many many months.

In fact, I saw him a few times this weekend so I’ll probably make a little post in a few hours (assuming my computer will cooperate).

ofkellyabbott answered your post: I ASKED A GUY OUT AND I DIDN’T DIE FRO...

You have ascended from Crush Hell into Crush Purgatory. Crush Limbo would be if he didn’t give a definitive answer.

Crush Purgatory. I can live with this. So far it’s been a lot less stressful than Crush Hell.

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Mouse chlamydia?

yup, Chlamydia muridarum.

interestingly, chlamydia is currently devastating the koala population. the most common strain in koalas is Chlamydia pecorum (more recently designated as Chlamydophila pecorum), which can infect multiple mammalian species. 

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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

there’s an obvious african vs european nuance to the question here, but for 100% scientific quote accuracy i decided to google the question and

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me or rainbows

Oh man I don't know....

Rainbows!

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spaghetti monster or spaghetti platter

Spaghetti platter!!

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Flying or swimming

Swimming