ALL THE TEXTS U TURD -- frank
iSend “✆” for a MORNING text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : don’t panic. i didn’t run out on you. i’m just dreadful in the kitchen, so i thought i’d run out & grab something for breakfast. [ text : frank longbottom ] : i promised you i wouldn’t do any work today and as difficult as that is, i don’t intend on breaking that promise. [ text : frank longbottom ] : i’ll be back soon. try not to miss me too much.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : i have never met someone as incredibly frustrating as you, frank longbottom. merlin, you really know how to get under my skin, don’t you? i can’t stop thinking about you. at first, it was because i wanted to impress you so desperately, then it was out of pure anger, but now? it’s something so much heavier than that and i don’t know what to do. i’ve never been in this situation before and i don’t know how to handle this. war is hardly the time to fall in love and i don’t intend to do so – but then there’s you.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : all clear at grimmauld place. [ text : frank longbottom ] : will check in again in one hour.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : u haaaaaaaate m e [ text : frank longbottom ] : iM FRNKA LONGbUTTON & IIIIII m TEH WRORST [ text : frank longbottom ] : thts u
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : i’m keeping your shirt. [ text : frank longbottom ] : if you’d like even a slight chance at getting custody back of such a precious item, i suggest you invite me over tonight.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : meet me at our diner. i’ve found out some new, very sensitive information and this can’t wait until morning.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : you treat me like some insolent child that you’ve been charged with punishing, rather than a very able pupil, who’s more than prepared for the situations she should be walking into. [ text : frank longbottom ] : i’m finally beginning to realize that i’m not the problem in this dynamic. its you.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : how do you dance like a hippogriff? i’ve always wondered.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : i’m not scared of dying. not for myself, at least. but the thought of leaving neville behind terrifies me. we’re selfish, for trying to carve out a piece of happiness amidst this battle. we’re fighting for a better world for our son, but what if we’re not there to share it with him?
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : stop looking at me like that! [ text : frank longbottom ] : i see that smirk all the way from my desk. [ text : frank longbottom ] : if you don’t quit it, i might just have to walk over there & kiss you, and we can’t have that. it’s unprofessional!
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : you told him, didn’t you? [ text : frank longbottom ] : he kept bringing you up in conversation, in a very unnatural way! like he was trying to get me to tell him everything!
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : uncle florean told me a very tall, handsome man offered to take my shift this evening at the ice cream parlor. [ text : frank longbottom ] : although, i do appreciate the time off, i’m very much looking forward to parking myself in front of the counter all night and seeing how this new hire handles himself!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : i think it’s because he has no idea what he’s doing. maybe he isn’t as great of an auror as everyone claims him to be. i won’t believe it until i see it with my own two eyes. [ text : frank longbottom ] : … i was talking about that new play. about aurors. very experimental. probably won’t have a long run! anyways! see you at the office!
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[ text : frank longbottom ] : i don’t think i can do this anymore. [ text : frank longbottom ] : being with you – us – it’s too much of a distraction from the work we both are doing. [ text : frank longbottom ] : besides, you only like the idea of me. this isn’t meant to work out.