#ofmd musing

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ofmd said we can and should pour masculinity and femininity into a blender and spin up the most rich and luscious smoothie and we should eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until we get brain freeze and our laughing mouths are stained with fresh fruit juice because this is how life should be

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Man shoutout to Stede fucking Bonnet I am so proud of him. Going from having to ask his wife what being in love feels like, to writing the most earnest and saccharine love letters in bottles. Every day. “I long for you.” “Intertwined.” “We wrote our names on each other in permanent ink.” Kissing them before throwing them into the sea. Every day. He became the world’s biggest romantic dreamboat and he is exactly what Ed “I’m afraid I’m unlovable” Teach deserves. The classic Stede move of “I don’t know how to do this, but once I learn how to do it my own way, I’m going to completely reinvent what it means and it’s going to change lives for the better”

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just thinking about how wee john used to make dresses with his mother. 😌

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sexual sunday this sexual sunday that. what about Wig Wednesday

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minnie driver. tits akimbo. flicking a knife lodged in her onscreen lesbian wife’s back. don’t tell me to watch ted lasso ted lasso doesn’t fucking have this

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Love how Stede’s dream had him fighting Izzy on the beach in bright midday sun, but as soon as he sees Ed and starts running towards him it’s suddenly golden hour. This bitch IS our romantic hero

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It’s actually a Superdickfuck Day because it’s a leap year

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whispering…. Stede didn’t save Ed from the gravy basket… he helped Ed realize there was a small part of himself that knew he was lovable… Stede helped Ed save himself…