#ofmightygirth

[vindictiveolympianqueen-arch]

ofmightygirth replied to your post “{ How much do you have to hate your child to name them semen? }”

Seriously?

{ No lie, man. >_< I have seen some crazy names and this one I’m just like...dude. }

[wyldlittledog]

[continued] @ofmightygirth

[text] That was my reaction too…

[text] Good to know, though it’s not the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

[text] Really and you still answered me.

[text] Yeah, she didn’t mention your name. Just said you were pocket sized and I would like you. Well, that and you like to smoke one of my old man’s favourite plants.

[text: Totally Not Curious] Apparently I did answer. lol What is it they say? Curiosity killed the cat?

[text: Totally Not Curious] I would call myself normal sized, but I seem to attract a lot of giants. ;)

[text: Totally Not Curious] And that’s sort of how the conversation started. I MIGHT have smoked a bit and joked I was scrapbooking dick pics, and it spiraled from there.

[text: Totally Not Curious] I’m shocked her husband hasn’t murdered me.

[travelerlainewalker]

ofmightygirth replied to your post: tarnishedhalo replied to your photoset: ...

“I’d get rid of the pool, but to each their own.”

“Why would you...oh right. You can’t swim.”

[offorgottenbooks]

Worried Friends||Priapus & Bren

@ofmightygirth

“The Panda says you’re worried about me. Why?”

[thegreatxanboni]

[Text] Quick question... Face to face or text?

[Text] Seriously? Face to face. Always face to face. You don’t text that shit. 

[wyldlittledog]

😜 👪

Get to know the people in my muse’s life.

😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh.

Oh so many. Nasir has good friends/adopted family in all his verses that bring him so much joy, but I think I’m supposed to pick one person for this meme, so I am going to say Duro (as written by @provemyselfalone, since Duro and Nasir never meet in canon). They are entirely too much alike in a lot of ways (but different enough that there’s balance), and both a bit on the crazy side, especially in modern and non-canon verses. Nasir often wonders how modern Duro out-weirds him sometimes. Nasir has adopted Duro as his “little” brother, in spite of Duro being older and much larger, and sometimes they fight like brothers too, but they love each other, and occasionally show love via tormenting. ;)

👪 …someone in my muse’s family.

Nasir has no canon family by blood, except he says he remembers a brother. Welp, @agonymasked took my tiny bit of headcanon for why Nasir and his brother got separated when they were little, and built this amazing, complex, fully realized OC from my scraps, and me and Nasir are so happy and honored to have Mahdi in our lives. I’ve discovered Nasir is overprotective as fuck, and will fight fucking anyone for his little brother. Nobody messes with Mahdi but Nasir, as long as he can help it. Everyone should go follow and love Mahdi. Like now.

[vindictiveolympianqueen-arch]

ofmightygirth replied to your post: ~

Pfft… you’re not so old, but if you behave I’ll leave you my rocker and all my right shoes. You can have the left ones now, but I need the right ones for a little while longer.

{ I’m def not the oldest on here, but, compared to most of my partners and followers I feel ancient. xD

I am always on my best behavior, so yeeesss, that rocker will be mine! }

[vindictiveolympianqueen-arch]

ofmightygirth replied to your post: ofmightygirth replied to your post: ...

Zeus is an arsehole and she deserves better, even Priapus agrees with that. Daddy dearest concurs.

{ Eeeeehhhhhh. We disagree completely. Yes, Hera deserves to have her loyalty met with loyalty, but, let’s not pretend that Zeus is all bad, or that all the other gods except like Hestia aren’t assholes. lbr, ALL the gods are assholes. And, I think Zeus and Hera are PERFECT for each other. Not just mine, but, in general. }