You know about the sizes of the beer steins at Oktoberfest, right? So as the song goes, “Eins, swei, drei, g’suffa!” and it wasn’t long until OG and I asked for a third Maß. Oops. Those are the big ones. 🍻 Well, after much singing and dancing a few polkas, OG suggested we shouldn’t sit down or we’d be among Die Bierleichen — what the Bavarians call “beer corpses.” So we decided to take a long walk. But I was tired. And there was a blue horse tied up near a beer tent. Seemed to make sense at the time. (Did I mention the size of those beers?) 🍻 Well, we hopped on that horse and OG grabbed its mane and off we went. There was lots of shouting. And police whistles. It’s sure seemed like trouble at the time. But at Oktoberfest, it’s all about Gemütlichkeit. So, after we circled the grounds a couple times at a gallop, my lederhosen were chafing a little bit. And so were the security detail who were chasing us. Meanwhile, the crowd was cheering OG to ride faster. Finally, we’d had enough and OG brought Blue Horse to a firm stop. I nearly knocked her off. (See: beer size). 🐎 Well, it all ended well. OG did some fast talking and the next thing I knew we were being body surfed down a long table back to where we started. “Noch ein Bier, bitte,” I heard myself say. OG suggested maybe we should just go ahead and order brezelen (yes, big pretzels instead of big beers). Good choice, OG. And thank you for this card to remember that ride. @original.gitti #adventureswithog #ogandme (at Oktoberfest) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVvBElUAu4c/?utm_medium=tumblr