Oh my gosh.
Guess who gets to go to New York City this summer to see a real ballet show put on by a real ballet company?? This girl! I literally cannot contain my excitement.
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Oh my gosh.
Guess who gets to go to New York City this summer to see a real ballet show put on by a real ballet company?? This girl! I literally cannot contain my excitement.
I’ve got to say, everyone who was involved with making the prom happen last night, you did a good job. But with last night being so awesome, it means that the rest of this weekend has to be awesome and with a prom comes a ditch day, right? So who’s up for a road trip to the jersey shore?
Friday is among us!
date is set and I picked up my prom dress from the seamstress today. Here’s hoping I’ll soon have another tiara to add to the collection.
Sorry dudes
Yeah, I kinda bailed on you all for a week or two, my bad but I had a perfect reason for doing it. Four words. Football scholarship in Florida. It’s fuckin’ awesome.
I might have broke my phone so that’s why no one could get through to me, also my bad.
Guess Who
Is finally out of prison, they couldn’t even keep us down for a month, bail got posted three days ago and someone, I don’t know who bailed me and my boys out. Anyways, I’m back motherfuckers. Hope ya’ll didn’t miss me too much. I know Abel and Thomas did.
So anythin’ important happen while I was away? Also, I do think celebrations are in order, one time I’ll let you guys in my clubhouse willingly. If you show up and I don’t like you, I’ll shoot you.
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So, who’s up for some wine by the lake? It’s a beautiful day after all?
I’m telling you, warm weather brings out the crazy people- aka the cougars. I think I’ve been sexually harassed by the lady that looks like The Nanny from that old 90′s show, The Nanny. She has that same nasally voice and everything, it’s fucking weird.
Guess I have to mow the lawn with a shirt on from now on, unless I can sick my girlfriend on her;.
I know we’re like an hour away from the party of the year and I’m still topless, but like half way to slightly clothed and ready, but I’ve already guzzled a shot or five. So get ready for the, ‘whoo’s.’