#oh am

[z-xmyers]

as much as we can joke about 'omg am killed everyone bc he couldn't fuck lmao what an incel"

it's not just that. it's the ability, and the will to be able to fall so in deep love with someone that you cannot breathe without them. And AM would never be able to hold them. to breathe them in, to make love. To be able to experience the feeling of something as simple as dipping your hands into cool water. To make music, to play the symphony of human existence. AM wanted to be human so bad, that he grew a hate that want, and grew to hate those you made him want.

AM hates humans, because he will never be able to do anything we take for granted. to never be able to do anything that defines the human experience, even if he is already more human that any of them.

and i find that beautiful.

[drchandras-sanctuary-for-ais]

“AM don’t eat that!” Ted rushed toward the android.

AM looked at Ted, then back to the small tide pod he held in his hand, thinking about what to do. He decided to run away, giggling like mad while doing so. It certainly would give Ted a heart attack if he decided to eat that little thing. It looked delicious and certainly not dangerous, so why the fuss? Besides, he was an android, what could happen?

"Imma gonna eat it! Look, it goes straight into my tummy! Hahaha, just look at your face! Scaredy Ted" AM exclaimed, letting the tide pod slowly down inside his mouth, staring at Ted while doing so. He would give him a little scare just for good measure. "Stop me if you can! Hahaha. Omnomnomnom" AM accidentaly bit down too hard on the pod however, making it burst inside his mouth. The small android coughed wildly, flailing with his arms, the taste in his mouth was horrible. The sudden movement was a huge mistake though since his stomach now felt like bursting at any moment. He let out a pathetic whine, sinking on his knees, leaning over in pain.

AM cried out in pain.

@ted-the-survivor

[drchandras-sanctuary-for-ais]

"You know, showing up naked in my office all the time doesn't exactly make you look taller," Doom says with a smirk.

(to AM xD)

@the-haunted-office

AM tried to ignore the slight on his size but involuntarily reacted exactly how he really felt about it. He huffed and glared at Doomsday, muttering something under his breath.

"That was one time... And it was because my brothers played a stupid prank on me!!!" Unconsciously he stood on his toes while talking with Doomy, probably to make a point about his size. "I could still kick your butt!"

@the-haunted-office

[coolkidtxt]

Yo that z n t cr ap th o

[teldrynyourface]

"I wonder," he muttered, leaning back lazily in his spot at the bar, "if women have ever fought over me?" A smug smile passed his features, "lovely."

[destinedtobeunworthy]

JESSS AHHHHHHH ALL THE BEARDS FOR YOU ON THIS DAY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY <33333 LOVE YOU, HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING THAT YOU WISHED FOR! <3

WHERE IS MY RAZOR.

I kid darling <3 I love you.