#oh bacon

[aristoe]

thegmachts said: 2 bad they both only truly love MARCY!!!!!!!!! WHAT IDIOTS

SHE STOPPED LOVING HIM AFTER HE BROKE HER HEART! 

[danithelicious]

because why not

Piglet: Pooh, what's your favourite food?

Pooh [whispers]: it's Baekhyun

[peachiebeans]

shit my parents are talking to a group of people that i am too awkward to have social interaction with in my front yard

the problem is not only am i awkward but there's a window right beside the kitchen where you can see in and i want bacon

so you see my dilemma here?

[juniorcaptain]

In Which There Is Bacon Where There Should Not Be

Tonight, I decided to make a night of (finally) rewatching The Avengers on DVD by splurging on a pizza and soda. I finished work early, started a load of laundry, and ordered my pizza online.

I pretty much always get a pepperoni pizza, and this order was no exception. 

Fun fact: I don't trust my best friends enough to tell them who my celebrity crush is, yet I will trust a total stranger to bring me dinner. Some people will open the pizza box to check that their order is accurate, but I just want the social interaction to end so I pay and scamper back to my apartment.

Today that was a mistake.

The pizza was the correct size and it did have pepperoni. It also had bacon bits. Bacon bits everywhere. And let me just say, I am perhaps the one crazy person left on the Internet who doesn't love bacon. Needless to say this put a bit of a damper in my Avengers evening.

Maybe next time my pizza order will be avenged.

[lliebling]

Forever calling Baekhyun Bacon

[elfrankenstein-blog]

i NEED to go to bed to wake up early...

cause there's bacon for breakfast :D:D:D:D:DD