Stefan and Colin going through so many 'replays' that everything just becomes kind of an inside joke to them and they start fooling around with it and everyone just stare in confusion wondering tf they are on about

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Stefan and Colin going through so many 'replays' that everything just becomes kind of an inside joke to them and they start fooling around with it and everyone just stare in confusion wondering tf they are on about
“Don’t make it a big deal.” (Oh, Bollocks, Ch. 2″
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The thunder crashed for the thousandth time that night and James promptly rolled over, shoving his head under his pillow and groaning. After another ten more minutes of that, he decided sleep was far from sight for him, and he stood to go for a walk. Slipping on his robe, he shuffled out of his dorm and headed down the stairs to the Heads’ common room, yawning and running his fingers absentmindedly along the textured ridges of the wall. As he neared the room though, he paused, listening to the slight sniffling sound coming from the room. He quietly moved down the rest of the stairs and into the common room, glancing around for the only other resident of the dormitory.
Sure enough, there she was.
Curled up on the couch and pressing her face into a musty throw pillow, her scarlet hair billowing out around her; Lily Evans was sobbing.
He stood still for a minute unsure how to proceed, listening to her panicked heaves, before snapping to his senses and approaching her.
Lowering himself onto the cushion beside her, he cleared his throat gently and tentatively reached out to touch her hair. She looked up lightning fast and stared at him for a minute before turning away and reaching up to wipe away her tears.
“Potter,” she muttered.
“Hey,” he responded. She was wiping away her smudged mascara when another bolt of lightning flashed outside the window and the rumble of another clap of thunder was heard. Lily was immediately reduced to a shivering, sobbing mess again.
A really pretty shivering, sobbing mess , James thought, but a mess nonetheless. Lily crumpled into him as more thunder sounded and the cogs in his mind, cobwebbed by fatigue and weariness, began to piece things together. When there was what seemed to be a break in the storm, James spoke softly.
“So you’re afraid of thunder, huh?” he said trying his damndest to morph his usual mocking tone into a more comforting one. She pulled away from him and tucked her knees to her chest, her face hardening.
“Yeah, yeah, don’t make it into a big deal. The head girl has a flaw. Whoopdee bloody doo.”
“Lily I wasn’t going to tease you. I know what it’s like to be afraid of something. I myself have fallen victim to epistemophobia over the years,” he said, a slight smile creeping across his face as he attempted a joke.
“Fear of knowledge?” she questioned, turning toward him, her right eyebrow heavily quirked.
“Oh yes, I’m afraid that’s why I’ve had to depend so heavily on you and Remus. Sirius has got it too, what a shame. It’s why we’re truant so often as well. But you can’t really blame us for avoiding the thing that terrifies us: class.” His reply was said with mock seriousness and they held eye contact until Lily rolled her eyes and relaxed into the couch again.
“You arse.”
James smiled and reclined as she launched into a lecture on the importance of education and knowledge. He half-listened to her and his smile widened every time a rumble of thunder could be heard outside, because she didn’t even notice it. The lecture was distracting her well enough from the storm outside, and James could certainly handle a talking-to if it meant saving Lily from her phobia. The two of them stayed there on the sofa, their shoulders brushing, for the duration of the thunder, Lily nagging and James listening. When they awoke there in the morning, arms intertwined, neither of them said anything but both walked away with rosy cheeks and much to think about.
“That’s a Good Look For You” Oh, Bollocks (Jily)
Another favorite chapter of mine I think i was starting to pick up James’ quick wit in this one :)
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The gaudy pink draperies fluttered next to Lily as she stared out the window of the banquet hall, sipping her champagne. She glanced back over her shoulder into the ballroom with a frowned, spotting Petunia and Vernon schmoozing with the tall, curmudgeonly man with the bushy mustache who was her new brother-in-laws boss. Her sister’s bony shoulders stood straight as she chatted with the boss’ slightly round wife, whose large hair almost blocked Lily’s view of Petunia. She lifted the glass to her mouth only to find it was empty. Her eyes rolled as she began the walk back to the open bar. Skirting the edge of the ballroom, she dodged various wedding guests as she finally reached the bar.
The bartender looked up to see the familiar redheaded sister of the bride approaching the bar for her third--or was it fourth?--drink of the night. Propping his elbow on the bar he asked, “So, what’ll it be? Champagne again?”
Lily took a moment to ponder the decision, eyebrows crinkling in thought, before responding. “No. Not enough buzz. Hit me with… a scotch. No rocks.” She set her empty champagne flute down on the bar with a clink as the young man turned to pour her scotch. In a moment he was turned back around with a lowball glass clinking in his hand. She took it from him, stared at it for a moment and then took a swig, scrunching her face as the liquor burned in her mouth.
“Thanks,” she said, nodding at the bartender as he gave her a slightly concerned smile. She stumbled a bit as she walked away from the bar only to be caught by a pair of strong arms.
“Ah, Lilyflower! I was wondering where you’d wandered off to! I was trapped in the midst of a stunningly fascinating conversation with your father. Explaining to me all the different types of fir trees, and which one is best for Christmas.” She faced him and sipped her scotch once more.
“Woah, I see you’ve moved on from champagne. Are you… sure you want to keep drinking? At Petunia’s wedding?” His disheveled hair swayed as he moved to keep her from stumbling into a portly uncle as he passed by. “Why don’t we move over here…” He pulled her toward an empty table along the edge of the room, and upon reaching it and being downright assaulted by the vibrant pink frills decked with white roses, she stopped abruptly.
“No, I don’t think so.”
“What?”
“I said, no, I don’t think I want to sit down. I’vehaden-ough of this bloody wedding!” Lily hiccuped her way through the outburst, tossed back the rest of her scotch, and slammed the glass onto the table. She turned on her heel, leaving James to jog to catch up to her.
The seventeen year old boy glanced around, looking out for his girlfriend’s parents as he matched her pace. He was not quite sure they were aware that the open bar had served their slightly underage daughter, and was quite sure that upon a drunken display from Lily, his brilliant early impression on them would be ruined.
“What’re you doing Lils?” he asked as she led them, or led herself rather, towards where Petunia and Vernon were still greeting guests. She only stopped once, briefly, to take yet another flute of champagne from the tray of a passing waiter, sipping it as she walked determinedly toward the newlyweds. James attempted to extricate the glass from her hand but failed as she swerved it away from him to take another drink.
“I’m going to give my sister a piece of my mind, dammit! Where does she bloody hell get off on not including her own sister in the wedding party?” She turned and he barely stopped himself in time to avoid a collision. She spoke again, softer this time, and a tear began to roll down her rosy cheek. “I was supposed to be her maid of honor… All those years ago, before all of this wizarding business, we had it all planned. And it wasn’t any of this pink nonsense that Marge pushed on her. It was… beautiful and classic… and I was part of it.” James reached up to stroke her cheek, wiping away the small tear.
“Now, her whale of a husband’s sister has hijacked our plans and wormed her way in, and I’ve barely gotten an invitation! Who the blooming hell does she think she is replacing me with Marge! No.” She brought the back of her hand to her face, wiping away the snot and tears and gently swiping her fingers under her eyelids to catch any runaway makeup. “No. I’m going over there right now and I’m going to make her look me in the eye and TELL me where it all went wrong. What I bloody did to deserve this.”
She started off towards Petunia, James following quickly behind. The champagne glass teetered dangerously in her left hand and before it happened James saw it, but he was just a step too far away to prevent it. The broad, obnoxiously pink shoulder of Marge Dursley swung out into Lily’s path and before anyone could move the champagne had been flung down the front of her gown. The liquid soon spread downward, leaving behind a large darker spot in the deep blue material of Lily’s dress. The redhead stood frozen as the behemoth of a woman turned to assess the casualties of her wayward shoulder. Upon seeing Lily’s shocked expression and the growing spot on her gown, a smug smirk crept onto her face.
“Sorry, dear,” the large woman said snidely. “I didn’t see you there. I do hope the stain will come out.”
The woman waddled away revealing Petunia, clad in her slim wedding dress looking apathetic and displeased. “James, would you mind escorting my sister somewhere where she can... clean up?” the thin woman said quietly, the words cutting the air like darts.
“We may just be off then, if it’s all the same to you. A lovely party, and congratulations. To you both,” he added awkwardly acknowledging the presence of the groom who had wisely chosen to stay out of the silent conflict, instead tossing Lily a disdainful look.
“Thank you,” Petunia said brusquely, turning back towards her new husband and the relatives who were still lined up to talk with the happy couple.
Lily stepped toward her sister but James stopped her, whispering, “Please Lil, let’s just go.” It didn’t take much for the determination in her eyes to drop into defeat, and she slowly walked with him away from her prudish sister.
The magical couple said their goodbye to Lily’s parents, referencing the time and an early train as their meager excuses. Lily’s heart cracked a bit at her mother’s expression, as it was one that seemed to finally acknowledge the severe distance between her two daughters. With a firm handshake for James from her father and a tight hug for her from her mum, the teenagers were off, back out to the front of the banquet hall.
Looking out into the cold night, they realized it had begun to rain. The two of them were still blocks away from the nearest safe point of apparition in the small muggle town and Lily let out an exhausted laugh at the utter disaster of the evening. Finally, James grabbed her hand and together they sprinted out into the downpour.
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Upon arriving back at James’ mansion, where they were staying the night before returning to Hogwarts, Lily stopped in the entry to look at herself in the gilded mirror there. Her dripping red hair, her soaked dress, makeup running down her face. She sighed as she watched James step up behind her.
“Well, at least the rain’s gone and blended in the champagne,” he offered in an attempt to lighten the mood. Unfortunately for him, his comment only prompted more tears from his still-drunk girlfriend as she began to push her fingers through her tangled hair.
“Hey, hey, hey…” he said softly, wrapping his arms around her as he spoke. “Tonight was a terrible situation. I can’t even tell you how mad it makes me, the way Petunia treats you. But what I can tell you is that I love you, and I’m always, always, going to be here for you.” He brushed the hair out of her face and tilted her chin up with his index finger. “And, for the record, my wedding plans fully involve you. And absolutely no trace of the color pink, so…”
She began to smile as he pulled her in closer and pressed a kiss to her rain-soaked temple. “Thank you, James.” He smiled as she grabbed his hand and began pulling him toward the large, wooden staircase. “That’s a good look for you actually, the whole ‘rain and champagne soaked evening wear’ look? You know, very mysterious. ‘Is it alcohol? Is it rainwater?’ Leaves everyone interested in the story you know.” She laughed for the first time that evening at his terrible humor and nestled into his side as they made their way up the stairs.
#Dammit Kruger (Elysium 2013)
“You Didn’t Have to Stay.” (Oh, Bollocks Ch. 4)
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The students of Hogwarts were not afraid of a little weather. They were English, goddamnit, and in addition to their allegiance to stereotypes of their nationality, the biggest Quidditch match of the school year was on. Gryffindor v. Slytherin, the age old rivalry, was a game that could never be postponed lest the faculty be met with an uprising. So, despite the sheets of rain falling diagonally from the grey clouded sky and winds so strong Flitwick’s toupe was nearly lost, the intense match had been allowed and was in full swing.
James of course had no care for the inclement weather; having worked to lead his team to a place where they would absolutely obliterate Slytherin, he was not about to let “a light sprinkle” ruin his chance to triumph over the subpar house. ( “James, it’s pouring rain. Do you need your eyes checked again?” Remus had jabbed that morning over breakfast). He soared through the rainfall, dark hair plastered to his forehead in a mix of hard-earned perspiration and crisp spring rain. His no-mist spectacles (a Marauders invention for playing in unsuitable conditions such as today) guarded his eyes and let him scan the field for his players and the quaffle, with McKinnon and the snitch also dancing in the back of his strategic thoughts. The field was full of action, dulled by the sleet and wind, but he shook it out of his mind and focused in on his next play.
Slytherin’s Keeper Avery was distracted by action at the Gryffindor goal hoops, which James paid little attention to as Frank was a phenomenal keeper, and so he took the opportunity to call on his fellow chasers to execute a Parkin’s Pincer. He whistled the command and Emmeline Vance appeared beside him. Fabian Prewett, who had just caught the quaffle, intercepting Jernigan and Watkins pass, also darted past him, giving a confident grin. James gave Vance a nod before they peeled off into the rainy haze to attack from three sides. As they sped into the three pronged play, Farley whipped past him on the right, her green robes fluttering ominously. Avery was suddenly met in the scoring zone by all three Gryffindor chasers and on instinct he guarded James, assuming he had the quaffle, allowing Emmeline to guard Fabian as he chucked the quaffle through the hoop. Cheers erupted from the red and gold stands, but through the fog the majority of Hogwarts failed to see that Avery was still barreling towards James, furious that their play had been successful. James himself, caught up in the rousing success of his chasing team, did not see the hulking Keeper until he was actively blagging his broom. Avery’s hand wrapped around the end of James’ Nimbus and yanked down, throwing the Gryffindor captain from the broom and sending him plummeting towards the ground. As he fell, his head smacked Macmillan’s boot, protruding obviously from the beater’s green robes, and the last thing he heard was Sirius screaming, “Bloody Hell! Blatching AND Blagging, Hooch! Call it!”
Lily pretended very hard to not enjoy Quidditch. She rolled her eyes each time Marlene and Emmeline headed off to practice, scoffed as Potter tossed that ridiculous snitch around (he wasn’t even a Seeker for Merlin’s sake), and in the stands she always attempted an air of disinterest, displaying very minimal knowledge of the game. In truth though, she loved the sport. It reminded her of the intense European football matches she’d gone to with her father as a child: the raging crowds, the intricate passes, the energetic announcer keying everyone else into the action. And in her quest to support Marls and Emmy, who’d made the Gryffindor house team in 3rd year, she’d taken it upon herself to learn all the rules and regulations of the sport. Several times she’d had to bite her tongue as Black discussed a play’s legality, knowing very well the intricacies of the rulebook but not allowing herself to blow her facade of indifference and correct him. Her friends, who were not so oblivious to her vast athletic knowledge having seen her read the entirety of “Quidditch Through the Ages”, would speculate that her attitude toward Quidditch had something to do with their house’s stud of a captain ( “Really Lily, you ought to just bite the bullet and admit that you love it. We know a certain someone who would just about die if he heard you mention the Hawkshead Attacking Formation…” ) She laughed them off and tried very hard not to think of her former adversary’s sculpted upper body shining with post-practice sweat.
She trudged out here in the freezing rain with Remus, Peter, Mary, and Alice, the other non-players of the 7th years, to observe their friends in the sport she secretly loved. However much she loved the sport though, she refused to believe it made any sense to allow a match to be played in such atrocious weather. Alice had to drag her out of Gryffindor tower and Mary was still convincing her of the benefits of going out in the hellish downpour as they found their seats in the Gryffindor bleachers. Although they could hardly see the players through the sideways rain, the action of the game and the energy of the crowd, amped up to support the intense rivalry, were undeniable, and soon she was cracking a smile and following the teams’ plays as the crowds chanted raucously around her.
She watched Prewett intercept the quaffle and join Emmeline in darting toward Potter and the Slytherin goal posts, and couldn’t help but stand and watch in glee and anticipation as they trapped Avery in the confusion of their Pincer play, the Slytherin starting towards Potter allowing Fabian to score with ease. She shot up with the rest of Gryffindor in triumph but her eye was stuck on James and she squinted to see his victorious grin through the rain. She’d always loved sneaking a glance at the players after an especially good play. As the crowds roar the athletes celebrate their own victories; she’d watch Marlene and Emmeline usually meeting the others' eye and signaling their handshake from first year across the field, James pointing to Sirius and smiling his lopsided grin. Today as she eyed Potter’s victory moment, her smile was quickly wiped as Avery shot toward him in an obvious blatching foul. She jumped up on the bench to try and get a better look and was terrified and angry as the Slytherin blagged the end of Potter’s broom and the captain went tumbling off his broom.
“Are you joking me Hooch, blatching AND blagging! Call it goddamnit!”
Her friends turned toward her, shocked at her quidditch foul terminology, but quickly refocused, now not being the time to address her quidditch vocab as they too squinted through the rain to see James hurtling towards the ground. His head cracked on Macmillan’s foot and Lily sprinted from the stands as the match dissolved into chaos.
James was carted off to the Hospital wing by Pomfrey and Hooch, along with disciplinary help from McGonagall, eventually reigned in the crowd and the two teams, between which a brawl had almost broken out in the sky. Slytherin was given two heavy penalties for Avery’s blatching and blagging, and the keeper was benched, their second string keeper Rosier stepping in for the rest of the match. Sirius could be seen arguing fervently with Marlene as he tried to fly down and follow James, Marlene reminding him of James’ coaching strategy and the threat of a forfeit. And so the game continued, eventually leading to a Gryffindor victory. The win of course was soured by the drenching rain, the contempt for Slytherin, and their martyred Captain lying in the hospital wing.
James woke up nearly 11 hours after the match had ended. Disoriented at the murky white moonlight filtering through the window to the Hospital and the splitting pain in his head, he shifts in the bed, glancing lazily around for Madame Pomfrey. It’s not until he finishes his scan of the room and his eyes land on the sleeping redhead at his bedside that he notices the hand softly but firmly gripping his own. He blinked shakily, trying to rid himself of this obvious fever dream, but the girl of his dreams doesn’t fade away with his grogginess. He lightly squeezes her hand and whispers, “L-Lily?”
She stirred and blinked the sleep away, then became alert and leaned in toward him, hand still holding his. “James! Er- you,- I thought- I only mean-” She took a breath, closing her eyes, and finally released his hand only to tuck her long hair behind both ears. “I thought you might be a goner there. Shame, though, you missed your victory party.”
His fingers flexed as he replied, subconsciously missing the feel of her hand in his. “Er- I, Yeah, but do you really think I’d let Devus Avery and Bart Macmillan’s boot be the end of me?”
She chuckled but looked very worn and worried nonetheless. “Lily?”
“Yeah, James?”
“I’m alright y’know?, S’alright.” His right hand reached out for hers and she eyed his tired and beaten face, before releasing a sigh and taking his calloused hand once more.
“Yeah… S’alright.”
“Lily.”
“What, James…” He tightened his grip as his deep eyes searched for her tired, emerald ones.
“You didn’t have to stay. Y’know, I’d have been alright by tomorrow, and the boys would have skipped the party.” Her eyes fell down, a ribbon of scarlet falling back into her face, and he saw a faint pink tint rise in her freckled cheeks. He wanted nothing more than to stroke her cheek tenderly and tuck that errant lock of hair back behind her ear.
Lily moved slightly closer to him, sitting on the edge of the wooden hospital wing chair and looked up at him, “I told them to go, Marlene had to practically drag Sirius away from you, but they deserve to celebrate. And I was scared to death-” She stopped, the blush stinging her cheeks once more. “Plus, well… what good am I at a Quidditch party, eh?” A feeble laugh followed her attempted joke and she looked down at their still joined hands.
James observed her face carefully, thinking for the millionth time how beautiful and smart and passionate she was, in disbelief that she’d stayed for as long as he’d been out. He reached out tentatively and brushed past her cheek on his way to tuck the stray lock of hair behind her ear. She leaned slightly into his touch and he watched her as she met his gaze.
“Lil.”
His hand rested against her soft skin and she made no move to escape his touch. “Thanks then, for staying. It’s quite nice to, erm, to wake up to seeing you.”
A small smile graced her face as she rolled her eyes half heartedly at this. “I can’t say knowing you aren’t dead is half bad either, James.” Their hand clasped tightened as they looked fondly on eachother.
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“She said WHAT?” came the exclamation from both James and Sirius as Alice, Remus, Mary, and Pete recounted Lily’s outburst in the stands. James had been quickly let out of the hospital wing after Lily’s visit and now, weeks later, he was sat comfortably on the common room couch, Lily pressed into his side as if she’d been made to fit there.
She rolled her eyes as Remus repeated the fouls and violation rules Lily had spewed upon seeing Avery barrel into James, enjoying the look of shock and offense on the two Marauders’ faces.
“I cannot believe you’ve been holding out on me like this, Red!” Sirius’ outrage continued. “All this time and you never once cared to mention that you’re a walking encyclopedia of Quidditch rules and history?!”
James’ disbelief translated less into mock anger and more into a cheeky grin. “Well now you’ll have to come to practices, games, the whole lot. You can be our advisor.”
“Oh was that not already in the girlfriend contract?” His eyes lit up at the reminder of their new relationship and he pressed a kiss into her hair. Their friends wandered away towards a rousing game of exploding snap but the two of them stayed cozy in their spot on the couch.
“Hey, I love you.”
James smiled into her hair as she said the words he’d dreamed of hearing since his 3rd year. “More than Sirius loves Puddlemere United.”
“God I love it when you talk Quidditch to me,” he said mockingly, shifting to look in her eyes with a playful grin.
“Oh yeah?” She smirked, quirking an eyebrow. “Shall I start listing penalties to get you hot and bothered?”
“If you can list all 700 quidditch fouls I’ll have no choice but to propose,” he told her, his smile turning sincere and his forehead knocking against hers. She pressed a kiss to his lips, lingering for a moment before meeting his eyes and whispering:
“Blurting… bumphing… cobbing…”
“Please Stay.” (Oh, Bollocks Ch.7)
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The clouds lay low that night and Gryffindor tower jutted up above them. Hours earlier, in the Heads’ common room, Lily and James had sat down to study at the coffee table in front of the couch, and here they were nearing midnight, Lily’s head resting on his shoulder, quill still in her hand, and James’ arm wrapped around her, his glasses crooked on his face. The moon shone through the window, casting a dim glow on the pair. Abruptly the clock struck midnight and clanged them out of their slumber. Lily stirred and sat up, looking around in a confused manner. James awoke and groggily realized that he had just slept with Lily. Not slept with her, but fallen asleep next to her. She looked at him and her eyes widened a bit.
She pulled back and smoothed down her hair, suddenly finding her shoes extremely interesting. James cleared his throat and ran a hand through his tousled hair as he turned away from her. He glanced at her sideways while he straightened his glasses, cracking a small smile as he watched her run her fingers through the ends of her hair.
She let out a small, flustered huff as she stood up, gathering her papers from the coffee table hurriedly and stuttering, “Er- Well- I’d best be getting up to bed then, so sorry I kept you up studying, I really didn’t mean to- I mean Head Boys need their sleep you know, and I-”
“Lily-” James interrupted.
“-and I’m sure I left you with a wretched cramp from falling asleep with your arm twisted behind me like that, I’ve probably left a sizeable dent in your shoulder as well, with my big head-”
“LILY.” James stood up and grabbed her by both shoulders.
“WHAT, James?”
“I’m perfectly content and dent-free.”
“Well then. I’d, er, I’d still best be off. Beds are much more conducive to sleeping than couches-”
“ Lily. ” James said again, his voice quiet but firm. “Please stay.”
“I really shouldn’t-” she blushed, reaching for her bag again.
“Please Lily? It’s only one night. Not even a whole night really. It's just--I actually haven't slept well in days, but tonight, with you, I just...dozed right off. Will you--will you please stay??” he breathed out and looked up at her, a desperate, hopeful look in his tired eyes.
Lily looked back at him and thought for a long moment. She shut her eyes and let out a sigh as she set down her bag. “Alright James. Just this once.”
His eyes sparkled when she sat back down next to him, immediately curling into his chest as he wound his arms around her. He smiled and whispered a ‘thank you’ into the top of her head as he began to fall asleep, mesmerized by the citrus scent of her hair. It was the best sleep either of them had had in weeks.
“Stop Trying to Cheer Me Up!” (Oh, Bollocks Ch.6)
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“Potter!” Lily called after the stomping wizard. He was surprisingly quick considering his heavy load of books and grumpy disposition. She practically wheezed as she struggled to catch up to him. Sighing, she gave it one final sprint, which brought her directly in line with Mr. James Potter. He stopped and glanced at her for a second, then huffed and continued towards the entrance of the school. The two of them, being Head Boy and Head Girl this year, had decided it was in everyone’s best interest if they at least attempted to be mates.
As mates tend to do, they had been studying together, out under a shady tree on the grounds. James was having a hell of a time with Muggle Studies, while Lily was floundering her way through Advanced Transfiguration. And it just so happened that Lily could practically teach Muggle Studies (since she was a Muggleborn after all, and had lived 11 years oblivious to the fact that the Wizarding World even existed) and James was McGonagall’s favorite subject who thrived under her transfiguration-based rule. So they had decided to help eachother out in those departments, as well as study other subjects in one another’s company.
They had been having a nice banter about coloring charms when Peter appeared out of nowhere and whispered something hastily to James. He had sat up immediately, casting aside his Charms book and whipping his head in every direction. After only a second, it seemed he had found what he’d been looking for, and scowled. He had shoved his things hastily into his bag and stood, ignoring Lily’s protests and inquiries and leaving her beneath the tree frantically gathering her things.
“James Potter!” She called after him. “See, I thought we were trying to be mates here, and taking off in the middle of a study session without a word is decidedly un mate-like behavior.” She shot him a pointed look and his scowl deepened. This prompted an eyeroll from Lily, which earned a haughty scoff from James. At this, Lily yanked him by the sleeve of his school robes, forcing him to stay put and face her on the steps up to Hogwarts.
“Now listen here, you git. I’m attempting to be friends here but it’s kind of hard when you can only respond in stuck-up noises. Would you please explain the situation? What’s with all the huffing?” Lily’s voice evened out at the end, returning to her friendly demeanor. “Is everything alright?” James sighed, seeming resigned to the fact that he wouldn’t get away without an explanation, and began speaking.
“You see, er… You know how one of our, erm, ‘conditions of matehood’ as you put it, was that we couldn’t torture other students or ruthlessly prank them anymore?” She nodded. “Well Sirius went and bloody… Well he’s broken the terms of our agreement and I’m bloody pissed that the wanker would do that, when he knows it’ll screw up this, er, us- erm, our... mate-ly prospects. So I’m off to beat the living hell out of him.”
“What? Potter, you can’t just clobber people when they go against you. Honestly, you four are the most barbaric lads I’ve ever met. I- honestly. ” Lily huffed as James stared at her. He looked scared, like he might’ve screwed up his chances at something. This realization caused Lily to soften and she reached out to gently squeeze his arm in reassurance. “Hey. Nothing’s really wrong. As long as Sirius didn’t do too much damage, and as long as no damage gets done to him –” She shot him a pointed look. “We’re fine. Our train to Chumville is still on track.” James laughed at that, a smile beginning to creep onto his face–before the amusement disappeared, and he seemed to remember he was in a foul mood.
He started back to the castle with a curt, “Thanks.” Lily released an exasperated sigh.
“Potter! It’s really not that bad! If I find out you’ve beaten Sirius to a pulp I’ll- Oh bloody hell. JAMES!” She called loudly, catching his attention. He stopped and turned on the stairs.
“James, you know what Sirius does or does not do in no way affects my opinion of you.” He smiled half a genuine smile, then SNAP! Back to scowl. “Oh, bollocks. COME ON James!”
“Stop trying to cheer me up! I’m bloody furious with that him!” came his reply as he trudged on down the hall, searching for his victim.
Lily rolled her eyes as she was pulled off down a separate corridor by Emmeline and Marlene mid-huff, which made the two girls give her a suspicious look. “Word to the wise: In the future, don’t bother with stubborn sods who rely on their masculinity to solve their problems,” she muttered to them under her breath as they continued toward Gryffindor tower.
“Please stay?” (Ch. 7, Oh Bollocks)
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"Please stay."
The clouds lay low that night and Gryffindor tower jutted up above them. Hours earlier, in the Heads’ common room, Lily and James had sat down to study at the coffee table in front of the couch, and here they were nearing midnight, Lily’s head resting on his shoulder, quill still in her hand, and James’ arm wrapped around her, his glasses crooked on his face. The moon shone through the window, casting a dim glow on the pair. Abruptly the clock struck midnight and clanged them out of their slumber. Lily stirred and sat up, looking around in a confused manner. James awoke and groggily realized that he had just slept with Lily. Not slept with her, but fallen asleep next to her. She looked at him and her eyes widened a bit.
She pulled back and smoothed down her hair, suddenly finding her shoes extremely interesting. James cleared his throat and ran a hand through his tousled hair as he turned away from her. He glanced at her sideways while he straightened his glasses, cracking a small smile as he watched her run her fingers through the ends of her hair.
She let out a small, flustered huff as she stood up, gathering her papers from the coffee table hurriedly and stuttering, “Er- Well- I’d best be getting up to bed then, so sorry I kept you up studying, I really didn’t mean to- I mean Head Boys need their sleep you know, and I-”
“Lily-” James interrupted.
“-and I’m sure I left you with a wretched cramp from falling asleep with your arm twisted behind me like that, I’ve probably left a sizeable dent in your shoulder as well, with my big head-”
“LILY.” James stood up and grabbed her by both shoulders.
“WHAT, James?”
“I’m perfectly content and dent-free.”
“Well then. I’d, er, I’d still best be off. Beds are much more conducive to sleeping than couches-”
“ Lily. ” James said again, his voice quiet but firm. “Please stay.”
“I really shouldn’t-” she blushed, reaching for her bag again.
“Please Lily? It’s only one night. Not even a whole night really. It's just--I actually haven't slept well in days, but tonight, with you, I just...dozed right off. Will you--will you please stay??” he breathed out and looked up at her, a desperate, hopeful look in his tired eyes.
Lily looked back at him and thought for a long moment. She shut her eyes and let out a sigh as she set down her bag. “Alright James. Just this once.”
His eyes sparkled when she sat back down next to him, immediately curling into his chest as he wound his arms around her. He smiled and whispered a ‘thank you’ into the top of her head as he began to fall asleep, mesmerized by the citrus scent of her hair. It was the best sleep either of them had had in weeks.