#oh don

[masterj]

Don: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.

Troodon Judge: This is a parking ticket…

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

[Human AU. In the E.R. Car.]

Dr. Brendan: [opens the coach door] Hello, how can I help you?

Guy: DoorDash for Don.

Dr. Brendan: [bewildered, confused expression as he turns to look at Don, in the medical bed, eagerly awaiting his DoorDash order]

Don: 😀

[nakamopapina]

Shiny: So Mr. Conductor has been single for the past 6 years? I see…

Gilbert: Yeah… I heard he is considering going on his first date in several years this weekend, at the Big Pond… I’m just worried that he’ll be dragged away because one of us needs him for something, I want it to be perfect!

Tiny: We can help with that!

Buddy: I think we can help by leaving him and his date alone?

Shiny: Your uncle Conductor is going on a date this weekend?

Gilbert: Uhm, can you guys call my uncle ‘Sonny’ during this conversation? It is his name, and calling him ‘uncle conductor’ is starting to sound weird…

Don: It is?! I always thought his name was ‘Mister’

Buddy, and Shiny: …

Gilbert: Why would you assume that?

Don: Just like how ‘The’ is his middle name!

Buddy and Shiny: *shakes their heads*

Tiny: Bruh.

Gilbert: My uncle’s middle name is Trenton! After his maternal grandpa!

[pointless-letters]

It’s a scary time for us all, we’re all adjusting to a new situation, and we’re all overloading on checking news sites, watching press conferences and generally getting more and more antsy.

So it’s maybe time for some nice, gentle, rambling pointlessness. Don! You’re up!

[simfulwoohoo]

Caliente & Lothario

[gradynumbers]

Glenn Howerton randomly appearing in this horror/suspense film I’m watching and I can’t help but laugh hysterically as Dennis from IASIP peruses this house nonethewiser that killers are just waltzing about

[masterj]

Hi. :)

[masterj]