Saitama: ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY STOP! Wherever you are right now, just sit down!
Everyone: [sits down]
Saitama: Okay, now Sunday is a day for sleeping. And dammit, you will not take that away from me.
Saitama: [to Tatsumaki] You, give King his scarf back. Finders keepers is not a thing.
Saitama: [to Sonic] You! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Saitama: [to License-less Rider] You. You’re sweating so much it looks like rain.
Saitama: [to Bang] And you… dude, you’re peaking. You’re at the prime of your life, that’s actually… [applauds]
Saitama: [addressing the rest of the room] Fubuki, get rid of the motorcycle! And Genos, don’t act like you haven’t thought about us two when you’re going solo, okay? I don’t work at 9 to 5, I’m here all day, I can HEAR YOU!
Everyone: …
Saitama: Now, go away. Because I’M having cereal.