Oct 13, 2016
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so today in my human behavior class which is like a pre-rec for psych, we got this new girl from Germany and my teacher was like "whats your name?" and she was like "Patricia" and then my teacher wrote her in on the attendance sheet and was like "last name?" and she was like "cock" and my teacher just looked at her wide-eyed and everyone was trying so hard not to laugh and Patricia was like "whats so funny about cock? whats so wrong about being a cock?" like she had no idea
Me: Okay, so the fridge is in the garage, if you want food.
German exchange sister: Grudge?
Me: What?
German exchange sister: Grudge *makes scary noise*
Me: Uhhh...? *opens door to garage*
German exchange sister: OHHHH!!! gay-rajjjj *chuckles*
Me: *laughs for eternity because British accent*
Just like magic
Drunk German Asian: Wow! When did you get here?!
Me: (Clearly in my outerwear) By Magic!!
Drunk German Asian: Seriously how?
Me: (removing my coat and outdoor shoes) It's this thing black people can do! We magically appear and disappear at will. That's how I got here.
Drunk German Asian: You know.... I actually believe you completely!
apparently there is a town in south carolina named 'walhalla' (aka valhalla) and there is a hall memorial there that is dedicated to the warriors who will have to fight loki and forces when ragnarok comes
.. diesen jumbo schreiner typ da
mach ein 60 cm großes kartoffelchip, 1,1 kg
5600 kalorien
UND BEISST REIN LIKE A FUCKING BOSS