#oh hell

[paarksunghoon]

GOOD MORNING. DONT TEXT. PUT THAT TONGUE AND THOSE BICEPS AWAY.

[the-cosmic-cowbo-y]

«i'm slowly forgetting your faces...»

Berry - @ch1psbettism

Croissant - @nonsensicalmonarch

Sunbeam - @emma-pups

Whiskey, Squeaks - @pinkiepieemo

Charlie - @greyisheretoday

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: "We're gonna be calm while talking to heaven, right?"

Charlie: "Right!"

Emily: "Yes. We will. We promise."

Vaggie: "We're gonna accept that they're kinda assholes and also dangerous as fuck, so we're gonna be strategic here, and not start a shouting match with them while outnumbered and out gunned. Right?"

Charlie: "We'll be VERY calm about this, Vaggie! SOO laid back!"

Vaggie: "Will you, sweetie. Will you really."

Charlie: "I WILL try to!"

Vaggie: (groans)

Emily: "You don't have to worry, we got all the yelling out of our system last time."

Vaggie: "That's what you said before last time, sparkles."

Emily: "Oh."

Charlie: "Sparkles? Why does SHE get to be sparkles??"

Vaggie: "You want her to be sweetie too?"

Emily: "Can I??"

Charlie: "Well I don't see why she gets to be sparkles and not me. I can sparkle! I can use my magic and sparkle right now! See?"

Vaggie: "Much sparkly very gay, babe."

Emily: "And I'm sweet! Aren't I?"

Vaggie: "Ladies, I will call you both anything you want IF you get through this without yelling at the murderous assholes who could blast our hotel from orbit with the power of heavenly smiting and won't hesitate to do it if we pissed them off enough. Can you do that for me?"

Charlie: "They wouldn't REALLY do that-"

Emily: "Of course they wouldn't-"

Vaggie: "Look me in my missing eye and say that."

Charlie: "..."

Emily: "..."

Charlie: "You know, I'm fine being called sweetie. Sweetie's a really good pet name. Very very sweet."

Emily: "Sparkles is rather pretty also. I've taken a shine to it."

Vaggie: "....you're gonna yell at them about my eye again, aren't you."

Charlie: "Maybe???"

Emily: "Yes."

Vaggie: "Great. Exactly the plan. Ugh, why do I even bother..."

Charlie: "Because you caaaaare~"

Emily: "It's just that, well, we do too."

Vaggie: "Can you care a little bit more about not getting killed?"

Charlie & Emily: "No?"

Vaggie: "If I didn't already have white hair, you two would have fixed that by now anyway. I swear."

[strawchocolat]

The thing is, I agree with Oberstein when it comes to Kircheis. Objectively, there shouldn’t be a number two,especially not someone as capable and likable as Kircheis. I don’t think Kircheis would betray Reinhard, and he doesn’t seem ambitious enough to want the throne, but from Oberstein’s perspective, there’s no guarantee that he will stay the same. People change, especially when money and power are involved

[stilesstilinskisposts]

[dilf-destroyer-04]

caught the new banner mid way through making lecture notes... at 3 AM...

how am I supposed to go to uni tomorrow today and pretend all is well and dandy when im thinking about sylus, caleb and zayne fucking me through the floors 🧍🏾‍♀️

[michellemeowdriguez]

can i say something. this could blow over but i think i might be about to get So obsessed with the women of early seasons lost in a way i have not been obsessed with anything since lettymia and it is unlikely to be As intense because i don't have a singular otp and i'm not really interested in the actresses' personal lives but at the same time i can feel the fever coming on. i am sick to my stomach from thinking about them and i need to do such a meticulous rewatch of seasons 1-3

[candysscrapbook]

What?