#oh kirk

[lovedaisiesandtroubadors]

S3 E18, Happy Birthday, Baby

[scatteredwits]

kirk on a juice diet

so wait. 

if kirk is on a juice diet, why in the hell is he sitting in a diner all day? you know, surrounded by food. Also, is he BUYING his juice at the diner? Don’t we know he is swimming in money? Why doesn’t he just buy his own juice and live his life? 

i mean, besides the fact that he is Kirk. and well, that really should be enough of a reason for me.

[lovedaisiesandtroubadors]

S2E20 - Help Wanted

[scatteredwits]

Oh Kirk

You’re not selling your laundry again, are you?

Let’s go right past the “selling your laundry” bit and land on the “again.”

Kirk has sold his laundry to the fine people of Stars Hollow. 

This town gets more and more strange, hilarious, and quirky the longer I watch and I gotta say I love it. 

[therealraewest]

remember that time kirk was given a universal translator/walkie talkie during a gladiator match and used it as a mobile diary to broadcast everything he was doing until his opponent literally had to tell him to shut the fuck up

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[rickandmortyforlife]

What you’re describing is.... nonexistence!

—Kirk to Spock, in “The Alternative factor”

[brittaden]