#oh lee

[mxin3]

bones and all (2022)/strangers by ethel cain

[sleepyhalos]

Sakura’s about to whack his digits, alright.

[iamjaynaemarie]

I guess I should get used to getting a love note every time I post something. I guess that's what it means to be Thranduil. It's a lifetime commitment. This was my choice as much as it was fate because this was the first thing I’ve ever written that has gotten worldwide notice and made me a real author that other authors think of as one of them.

So, uh, with that said, um, I’d like everyone to know that she loves her “Aran” (king in Sindarin, yeah, uh..) and I’m special and she would like us to love each other among the stars and travel to far away places...okay, wow. Okay. 

Is my Thranduil too romantic because I think he’s about right. I think he’s in a really good relationship with Êlúriel. They argue once and awhile. I’ll admit, they are rather, um..amorous, but I blame that on Lee Pace:

“His understanding of love is different. It’s more profound. It’s deeper.”--Lee Pace on Thranduil

Uh, yeah, I just work with what I’m given and I think he gave me a lot from that perspective. Just saying..I think Lee’s really deep...rather passionate fellow..or something..I would like to say, I don’t look like him except on Instagram.

Fun Fact: There have only been three Thranduils: Otto Preminger (director of Carmen Jones), Lee Pace and Me. I’m the only girl in this very peculiar club that has taken on Tolkien’s Thranduil in one form or another. I will admit though, I will be the only person (that I know) that will be Thranduil’s father Oropher but get to share Legolas with Anthony Daniels (C3-PO) and Orlando Bloom. Can I scream now?

[iamjaynaemarie]

Karma hates me...it really does...now what am I supposed to do? Say yes? Say no? Move to the Galapagos (no, Mitch McConnell’s homeland). Odds of something happening: 1 in 2,000,000. My luck, tomorrow. 2080 readers are enough to get Lee Pace interested and me arrested for trying to sneak on a plane headed for Switzerland. I could show ever single photo of him being adorable with pandas. My dad can wonder what dress he’ll wear if I find myself having to meet him. Great..if it isn’t him it’s Peter Jackson. The real one.

Is this good or bad? I can avoid the PJ thing--he’s shooting some other high fantasy story. Lee? OH GOD, why not paint me green and call me Kermit. He’ll probably try to save my species.

Chances of escape, @leepacesweetfantasy: Nil. Chances girls will hate me and I’ll never have a friend in the world, @storytimeteller1: 1,000,000%

Sad thing is, whatever comes at me, I have to face it so I can take care of my Dad.

I so need help right now...last excerpt more popular than I realized...I’m stuck in the body of Lee Pace (I can do that)...what is going on? Where are my family? Oh right, they think I died. Where are my friends that actually believe I DON’T KNOW LEE PACE and the iPhone 6s thing is coincidence? I’m not doing anything people say I do and I’m am on nearly every single page Lee is on and I got tagged on his birthday on Instagram with Leeepfrog...I need sleep or something. PJ’s doing a contest for something, I have an UK studio that would die for this story--especially Martin Freeman who’s signed to produce stuff....what do i do? @wickedrum, @lasimo74allmyworld, @fortunatelyclevercandy, @emitis17, @kelcipher, @gedebe, @mrseinsteingrooving, @storytimeteller1, @bluesilvara, @mystarlightblr..

I feel so alone these days. My dad doesn’t even know the days of the week hardly...

Help me...before I turn into this, uh....what is he doing?

Please save me from a lifetime of Lee Pace. Pretty please. Peter Jackson just showed up and this could get ugly if he finds out about me.

[iamjaynaemarie]

Yeah, it's Monday (based on the Elven Calendar, it is Isilya and that means you are to worship the king on the day he was born). Wow. The many faces of Thranduil.

[spriggen]

The unique feeling and good times that come along with smoking a whitox rollie

[ardyhart]

Fuck, why is the right thing to do so hard sometimes?

Uncovered by Kyell Gold

[iamjaynaemarie]

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this were an actual emergency, Joe would show up and all hell would break loose. This is only a test.

Oh, @storytimeteller1. Here’s JOEY...