Jan 2, 2018
shitty witch tip #1
don't make moon water in a glass jar when it's below freezing outside
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shitty witch tip #1
don't make moon water in a glass jar when it's below freezing outside
it's official
today FUCKING sucks
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EASY GUIDE TO WRITING A SOUTHERN ACCENT
ends in 'ING' drop the G
singing = singin'
dancing = dancin'
something = somethin' exceptions 'sing' 'bring' and most words that end in ING before adding ING
using 'AND'? do you really need the a AND d?
singing and dancing = singin'n dancin'
sick and tired = sick'n tired
this and that = this'n that note, 'an' can be used in place of the lone N but it will be read with a sharper sound. sick'AN tired (E is an acceptable replacement for A)
how to us 'OF'
sick and tired OF that= sick'n tired'a that
sick and tired OF THEM = sick'n tired of'em
saying them? drop the 'th' if it's coming after a consonent (same rule applied to 'him' and 'her')
I tried them = I tried'em
you had them = you had'em
stabbed them = stabbed'em action + them = action'em usually
addressing the group
you all = ya'll
guys
hey
this all seems pretty fucked up, but simple. lets make it worse.
the dropped 'H'
assholes = ass'oles
come here = come'ere
hey = 'ey or ay think similar to the french H drop
the double L OW
Yellow = yellah or yella
fellow = fella exceptions to this rule 'Allow' its more Ow and less Oh so a replacement or drop doesn't work here
Other things that we say funny
what's that = what's'at
who are you = who'er you
what did/do you say = wha'd'ya say (y=j j=y j=j y=y)
how did/do you do that = how'd'ya do that
want to = wanna
going to = gonna
have to = hav'ta
I'm about to [do something] =Imma'bou'ta
going to be = gon'be
no =nah or nahw
??? = ain't?????
only real rule is if you can shorten a word and still have it make sense then do it. i'm from NC so this list is a huge, half baked, mess just like our accents
basically just keyboard smash a few times and you've got it
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