Owen: What is love?
Laurie, singing in response: Baby don't hurt me.
Owen: I would never hurt you.
Laurie: No, Owen, it's a song.
Owen, adamantly: I would NEVER let anyone hurt you!
Laurie:

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Owen: What is love?
Laurie, singing in response: Baby don't hurt me.
Owen: I would never hurt you.
Laurie: No, Owen, it's a song.
Owen, adamantly: I would NEVER let anyone hurt you!
Laurie:
Ok with kindness, you know how Owen kind of makes those confused, stunned faces often? Like slack jawed concentration? That’s literally him looking at Kent’s mouth like he watches her chew her mouth guard, mouth at a pen during class, bite her lip when she’s bored on the bus, chew on her vodka lemonade straw when she’s at skeeps, put her lipgloss (her fucking lipgloss) on…he’s obsessed with her pouty pink mouth. (Owen wants his pink tip on her pink lips redacted)
oh he’s justifiably obsessed. her lush pink mouth is the first thing he noticed about her when they met and it’s been his favourite thing about her every since. he can’t stop dreaming about what he could do to that mouth if she just let him. he’d kiss her for hours and hours on end just to start.
the lip gloss is what gets him though. because it makes her mouth so pink and sticky looking and delicious, he quite simply just wants her even more. he wants her lips all over him in the worst way possible and he doesn’t even know how to stop it.
Happy 3rd birthday to my baby O!!! Love you Owen 😭❤😍🎉
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“Just because I knew the Doctor, doesn’t mean I can be of any help to you lot. I don’t care what Captain Harkness has to say for himself. My days adventuring are done and have been for a few years now, young man.”
Asfdjk not everyone listing all the people owen's punched
Owen just criticized my music for my next youtube video claiming “it’s not happy enough, it doesn’t fit the mood.” So I told him it’s because the bass hasn’t dropped yet and he’s like “Oh, hold up it’s about to get good.” and the bass dropped and he lost it. Anyway he took back his constructive criticism he’s such a bean tho
I’m leaving this here without comment. (X)
Tiz, you are a fucking white mage, stop shouting for someone to come help and use your goddamn cure