don't touch the ball. sanitize it.

q | about me | sabres | sens | team canada | figure skating

[three-headed-monster]

start all over

Jacob’s not president anymore.

or, the story of how jacob falls in love, finds herself, and gets a degree...with only a few dramatics along the way

[unoqlo]

Ilia Malinin for Dazed (Summer 2026 Issue) (-)

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[sergeifyodorov]

Yep! Also "related to work" is a little vague here -- the sciences do use metric.

[three-headed-monster]

no one understands gavin mckenna except for me actually. i've decided.

[spartacat]

"are you ready for your hockey lessons?"

sidney crosby gulps.

macklin celebrini nods nervously.

"yes, dylan cozens," they say in unison

[three-headed-monster]

DHOLLS MY DHOLLS??????

[unoqlo]

Emilea Zingas & Vadym Kolesnik, Beauty and the Beast / 2024 Four Continents Championships (-)

[three-headed-monster]

the pp sucks cause the personnel is awful

[three-headed-monster]

dylan cozens fighting matthew tkachuk between the benches? i said oh i'm SURE

[brini71]

Sid to the Kid again! Mack's Goal in the 3rd | CANADA vs CZECHIA 05.26.26

[mack-will]

sid's postgame interview: may 26, 2026

↳ requested by anonymous

[brini71]

Mack POTG during the Canadian anthem 05.26.26

[brini71]

Mack TSN interview | 05.24.26

[brini71]

Fraser Minten | CANADA vs CZECHIA 05.26.26 for anon

[cel-brini]

i can't control my awww

[allchellies]

happy baby and all the men who adore him

[sockenpuppe]