#oh poor guy

[mikaikaika]

Derap about to become every corporation on july 1st and rightfully so

[cassius-013]

You invite Gabiru to the cinema to flirt with her but she brings her Natural Disaster 12 yo chaos gremlin sister in tow

[no-place-to-be-happy]

Ok but the more i think abt it, the more funny personality swap Avocato becomes. Like imagine the whiplash everyone would get

"You're telling me that guy was considered the fiercest ventrexian of all? That he betrayed his own planet, killed the king and queen of Ventrexia, served under the Lord Commander and commited war crimes??"

"THAT guy??? Really???"

He was forced to serve in the war and shit just got worse and worse, he has terrible luck (and at the same time good luck because he's still alive despite everything, until he doesn't, lol)

[july-19th-club]

wwx is “hi my name is michael with a b” “stop stop where’s the b” “there’s a bee????” but the bees are dogs

[vonlipvig]

LOPEZ BEING A HUMAN DFKJDHFKJDHFJK

[nephelite]

Would you... be my girlfriend...? 👀

[ironworked]

‘The Cleaning Lady’ Star Adan Canto Dies at 42

The star of the currently filming Fox series, also known from his roles in 'Designated Survivor' and 'Narcos,' died after a private cancer d

[ggungabyfish]

Shall we call this "green eyes' revenge"?

Poor Harold.