#oh skype

[ask-agent-candy-archived]

Has anyone else tried using those Skype bots??? This is the best shit I've ever seen. The last one is my favorite. Let Dr. Cool's beret become a meme. Please. @thehauntedreader

[improbabletoaster]

UPDATE: I have survived the interview.

It was what anyone would call ‘survivable,’ ‘vaguely coherent,’ and ‘fraught with technical difficulties’

[straighton-stranger-blog]

I need more Skype friends o__o

Especially now that I have a different skype from last year because I forgot my password and the email I used is ded. >.>

[kevin-1811]

Careful makin wishes in the DAKR DAKR

mrsiwannabeashketchum

[sidekickjoey]

I just - w/leijonnaire

Rachel: Ugh Ryan is so much older than me, whyyy

Me: When was he born?

Rachel: I think 1980.

Me: *calculates* He was like, 18 when you were born. That's not too bad.

Rachel: Oh my God that's so much though.

Me: I mean, Joel was 26 when I was born.

Rachel: *laughs* Oh my God.

[daddywarbats]

Ah, the entertainment that Skype provides in the form of random and unsolicited sex messages.

I'll admit: I saw it coming the second she asked if she could ask a question (and then changed her name when I gave her a less-than subtle hint that I'm not interested), but I still giggled a bit when the poor dear tried to garner my attention with her offer of "big titties" and "a big booty."

It's like

Honey, no, just no, you are honestly barking up the wrong tree.  I couldn't be less interested.

[bigboobshaunt]

[20:12:00] Lissa: it's not your favorite character until you've cried over them and tortured yourself over their pain

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[master-cifer]

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