#ohboatcar

[kaptainandy]

Okay but forreals, Archer would totally have a racecar bed

Oh 100% and he’d try to make it himself, fail, and then likely force Krieger to make one for him.

[kaptainandy]

11, 33 and 49!

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

Ooooo probably Tokyo! That’s like my #1 dream vacation because I’m basic as hell.

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like? 

Tailored pants and shirts to fit perfectly, with lots of prints that resemble bowling alley carpets and bus seats because that shit ROCKS. But I’m also still emo and love Dan Howell’s style so I’d have stuff like that. Also I do lowkey appreciate and want the aesthetic of every gay twink instagram influencer.

49. Who do you text the most?

If this includes other means of messaging besides traditional texting, it’d probably be my friends. Not one in particular because we got them group chats. But if this is referencing traditional texting, probably my mom and sister. We have a group chat where we text cat memes.

be nosy

[a-chievehau-s]

I love looking back at my old art and seeing how much I've improved, it's so satisfying, even when I'm not 100% happy with my art.

[a-chievehau-s]

A lil Stardew headcannon

Shane: *Minding his own business on the farm, hanging out w/ his chickens* MC: *comes stumbling in, beaten to a pulp holding gems and monster items* "Hey babe!" Shane: *softly* what the fuck

[kaptainandy]

Ice cream and mocha for the ask post :))

ice cream - if you were an animal, what kind would you be?

I’d like to think I’d be a tiger, but let’s be real I don’t like the outdoors enough for that. So, I’d probably be a house cat because I wanna do nothing but sleep all day, have my food given to me, and chase a laser pointer ayyy.

mocha - what are three things that make you feel warm inside?

Seeing cute pics of the people I stan

Playing stupid online games with my friends late at night

My cats

Sweet Asks

[a-chievehau-s]

I can't wait for when I go to Ireland, and just get to sit in a warm pub with a pint and just contemplate life. Side note: I'm not going for another year and a half, but still.

[mnmjaxiplier]

Hermes, Aphrodite and Zeus!

Hermes: where do you want to travel that you've never been before? 

I lived in Italy but tbh I’d really love to see France and Spain

Aphrodite: do you believe in true love? 

That’s a loaded question. Given my life experience I’d have to say no, but... I hope it exists.

Zeus: if you could have one power, what would it be?

I’m so stuck on the flight scene from Man of Steel. Give me the ability to fly and you’ll never see me again.

[kaptainandy]

These anons you're getting Andy are making my giggle hysterically, fucking drag them pal

Haha thanks. I’m finding this whole thing really entertaining. His fans are just as annoying and insecure as he is