#shanexmc

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Shane is sick and MC doesn’t wanna touch them

MC: I don’t want your germs.

Shane: What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever?

MC:…

Shane: What happened to our love?

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MC and Shane are left alone MC: Well well, alone at last. Shane: Yes you are. *leaves* MC: You know where to find me!

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Sam and Sebastian are having a moment and MC is watching them

Sam: I didn’t realize I was making you feel that way. It was very brave of you to tell me.

Sebastian: Thank you. It wasn’t easy.

MC: They’re gonna have sex before Shane and I do, I know it.

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Lewis:  You think you’ll ever get married someday?

MC:  Not just someday.  In exactly four years.  But don’t tell Shane, he’s still a flight risk.

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“It’s like a disease.  I slept with MC one time and I caught feelings.  I caught feelings bad!”

- Shane

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A lil Stardew headcannon

Shane: *Minding his own business on the farm, hanging out w/ his chickens* MC: *comes stumbling in, beaten to a pulp holding gems and monster items* "Hey babe!" Shane: *softly* what the fuck

[fyeahimawesomeeeee]

This is not a joke. Let me marry you.

[fyeahimawesomeeeee]