#ohhowiloveunicorns

[buzzfeed]

How does a robot made of calculators, flesh, and bouncy balls sound?

click squish boing clack squelch *dull rubbery reverberation* “greetings human” tap crunch “im afraid i canNOT FIND THE SQUARE ROOT OF A NEGATIVͤ̑E̯̹͌ ͕̖͇͔̰ͧ ̹̟̝̫ͭ̏͗̀N̦͎̤ͪͯͦU͉͈͎͓̞̲ͩ̉ͪ̿M͙̭͔̯̈ͧ͊͊̋́B̄͒ͬ̒E͓̤͓͔̬͋͋̔ͅR̞̪ͦͩͥͩ ̝̜̙̌̿ͣ̒̇͗R͖͕I͍̩͎̥͇̲̔S͗E͍̪͕̟͍̗ͩ̇̾̓̓ͪ”

[sateurn]

Me: waits anxiously for the wife's next post Me: *realizes its about 2:30 am there* Me: WTF GO TO BED

[happydeandaily]

If you post daily pictures of dean being happy how have you not already run out of gifs? How did you have any in the first place?

Most of our content seems to be from earlier seasons. ;)

[nojpg]

Please go spam ohhowiloveunicorns with love and affection and tell her she's going to be okay!

[jurasssick]

Hi :) my name is Athena, for the playlist thingy! Have a good day :)

you as well!

as we are now - saint raymond

things we lost in the fire (tyde remix) - bastille

honey & i - haim

elevator - the black keys

new morning - alpha rev

as long as you love me - backstreet boys

[sateurn]

You discovered my identity… *blushes and hides and dies*

i friggen knew it

guys im gonna marry my wife again

[sateurn]

ohhowiloveunicorns did you do this on purpose

[sateurn]

Sometimes i get really worried about the wife ohhowiloveunicorns. I mean, i get scared, i worry, i wonder if everything is okay when i cant see every post, or when we arent texting, and i really hope that its okay. But ultimately i circle back to the same conclusion. Athena- you were born to survive. Every breath may be a struggle but the beauty of you is that you breathe it in. You bear your pain and you hold your own and you live. You were put here to conquer and to thrive, and your strength is nothing short of astounding. You are absolutely wonderful, pallas, and i hope that you see that too.