#ohio doesn't exist

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Hello Tumblr, I just wanted to share something I made

It’s a map of the United States but without Ohio, or as I like to call it “Nohio”

If you can’t tell what I changed about the map, maybe Ohio never existed in the first place :)

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the ongoing joke that ohio doesn't exist will never get old to me.

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Eret this is going to sound super weird, but i had a dream last night that you were in my hometown in Ohio and i was looking for you inside a costco. the weirdest part was that i actually found you, but you didnt look like you. the only reason i knew that id found you was because my sister in the dream said that the tall man with long hair i was talking to WAS actually you. also you had on a football jersey. and face paint. i think you were going to a football game.

Your first problem was believing Ohio exists! After you make up what that place looks like, everything is just going to get increasingly cursed and unbelievable!

I hope you can escape the Ohio dimension someday!

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I'm seeing a lot of people talking about how Ohio doesn't exist, and I, a person who was born in Ohio, can confirm this. it's just a void where a state should be. yes, I was birthed from the void.

I actually went to visit Ohio like last week?? to visit it, you just kinda have to jump into the void. fun fact: only those birthed from the void that is Ohio can survive the jump into the void and then make it out alive, and uninjured.

I now live in Texas, which is a hell state and I am planning to leave as soon as possible. I'm wanting to move to Colorado. However, I fear that state may not be real as well.