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well then

best friend: *got lost in the crowd and can’t find me*

best friend: this calls for drastic measures.

best friend: *uses hands as microphone* ERRON BLACK ISN’T THAT HOT!

me: *from across the room* tHE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!

best friend: found them

I prefer a manlier Hamlet. He seems wimpy.

- Mr. Pyle on David Tennant in the role of Hamlet

But after that, I'm picking up some girls.

You guys are no fun.

You're just a bunch of squares.

the #danisnotonfire tag is hilarious

Grab a dixie cup, y'all!

*Pours a(nother) bourbon and coke* This classy boy just finished formatting his new book for Kindle. I do believe it's time to get my swerve on.

Poor poor Karl Rove. Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Watching Star Wars:

Qui-Gon Jinn: Stay here until we get back!

Anakin: But I-

Qui-Gon Jinn: Stay here in the cock pit!!!

... Me: DON'T YOU ARGUE WITH LIAM NEESON, BOY!

Hmm... didn't really enjoy the LoK finale as much as I wanted to.

Over narration, uneven pacing, plotholes and set pieces weren't very iconic. :/

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