John is the greatest character ever written.
Pyle on Brave New World
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@pyleandprejudice
John is the greatest character ever written.
Pyle on Brave New World
The slogan of RB should be we attempted to brain wash you with nutritious material, yet we were unsuccessful. Though it is what they deem nutritious, not what I deem.
Pyle on RB Slogan
He murdered him. But it was war. So it was sanctioned murder.
Pyle on Amlet Legend
Student: Are you drinking Prop 64 tea? Pyle: Stares blankly out window, like he didn’t hear him.
Pyle on prop 64 (legalizing marijuanna)
Student: When can I make up the quiz. Pyle: Oh you can’t. I just gonna give you a zero. Student: Oh okay. (Walks away, says to student 2) Is he serious? (Next day) Pyle: Have you ever had any teacher give you a zero? student: No. Pyle: Then why’d you think I would? Student: I don’t know. Pyle: I’m hurt.
Pyle being Pyle
Student: Walks in to make up exam Pyle: Why are you here?
Pyle
Poems are like a cup of coffee; a cup of coffee is good. But sonnets are like expresso, strong, short, and powerful.
Pyle on Sonnets
There isn't alway a hidden meaning [to poems]. Sometimes there's just a purpose. Poems aren’t like Easter eggs. Poets don’t sprinkle meaning everywhere and be like (dramatic pause) dang they’re never gonna find this.
Pyle on poems
If I could have a conversation with Shakespeare, the first thing I would ask him is how old hamlet is. Then I would ask him why he never tried to preserve any of his plays. If have a long conversation. We'd be there for several hours.
Pyle on meeting Shakespeare
Student: How are you so calm when you drink black tea all day? Pyle: I don't know.
Mr. Pyle on Tea
“Don’t tell me thank you; I know its insincere.” - Pyle handing out papers
“Rochester is a continental playboy.”
- Mr. Pyle on Rochester
“How many of your parents actually care about you?”
*Students raise hands*
“Are you serious? So I actually have to come?”
- Mr. Pyle on Parent night
"Indomitable. That's a nice word."
Mr Pyle
"I don't want you to summarize in your essay. But your 62 year old, distant minded reader may need to be reminded in your essay. I need a bit of hand holding. I want to be walked through your essay."
Mr. Pyle
We think it’s creepy when an employer dates an employee or when an older man dates a young girl, as we should. We should think that’s creepy, and we don’t like it. But we like it in Jane Eyre. It’s good in Jane Eyre. We like Jane Eyre.
Me. Pyle
The beginning of identity is the realization of your own worth.
Mr. Pyle