#ohoblb

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Drenchy: what does that man mean by you might be 5 years old

Yeonwoo: I am not 5 years old, Coco back me up here

Coco:

Yeonwoo: ...Coco?

Coco: yesno

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I want to toss Kim Soleum into Hotel One and see what happens, I think it'd be really fun. He walks into one of the guest rooms and his reflection is there. Lee Yeonwoo farms Nightmare shockingly fast. Meanwhile Braun and Coco are staring daggers at each other going "I won't touch your little guy if you don't touch mine."

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The young adults watching mc literally cough up his own bloody lungs: OH MY GOD HE'S FALLING APART WHAT IS IN AND ON HIS BODY

Mc internally, because his blood is being ejected from his body: excuse you this is my cat and these are my precious tenants

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Like 20 chapters ago this novel dropped that the evil vampire trying to eat mc is also a normal sous chef earning a salary and now it's telling me that actual literal satan moonlights as a singer and is currently on a world tour

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God I loooove evil bloodthirsty creatures with fanatic loyalty to someone who once was human now trying to maintain that sense of self

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Me and my evil cat that wants me to kill everything or let it kill everything for me but is distressed whenever I cough up just a little bit of blood

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Dracula: there's no way this being who's basically a god is actually trying to appeal to me as an equal, he must be planning something

The "being akin to a god": self-sacrificing 50yo researcher who succeeded in becoming a perfect mass of blood on accident while actively trying to fail, currently attempting to dissuade this vampire creature thing from consuming him (walking mass of blood)