I’m Gonna Die
Oh shoot I was thirsty so i went to the fridge and drank sum milk. BUT THEN THE MILK TASTE LIKE SHIT SO I CHECKED THE DATE AND IT WAS EXPIRED NOW EXCUSE WHILE I GO RINSE MY MOUTH WITH BLEACH
BLEACH TASTED BETTER THAN EXPIRED MILK
*CHOKES*
I TAKE IT BACK IM DYING OF POISON
*Searches “What to do when you drink bleach”*
*Sees link*
http://www.health24.com/Medical/Sore-throat/News/The-doctors-way-to-treat-a-child-that-swallowed-bleach-20150914
*Click*
*Looks*
Give your child 150 to 200 ml water or milk
I DON’T HAVE WATER BUT I HAVE MILK
WELP
*DRINKS MILK*
*CHOKING WORSENS*
*DIES*
_____ _____ < `/ | > ( | _ _ | | |_) | |_) | | | \ | | | | | ______.______%_| |__________ _____ _/ \| | | HERE LIES THE IDIOT WHO DRANK BLEACH < |_____.-._________ ____/|___________| | * fi/ll/in | | + 19/10/97 | | | | | | _ < |__/ | / `--. | %| |% |/.%%| -< @%%% `\%`@| v |@@%@%% - mfj .%%%@@@|% | % @@@%%@%%%% _.%%%%%%@@@@@@%%_/%\_%@@%%@@@@@@@%%%%%%
Last Words: Give the milk to my annoying sister, and don’t forget to add some rat poison in it