#calltheambulance

[dvstintrvn]

I'm back in the Bay, but wanted to give a shout out to these two for helping me be ham chơi af while in SoCal 💕😛🚑🚨 #calltheambulance (at Seaport Village)

[plentyofshade]

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#YoGotti's leg caught on fire during his live performance. Despite this incident, Gotti did not stop the show and continued to perform his hit song "Rack it up." _______________________ What would you have done if you were in his situation? #StopDropAndRoll #CallTheAmbulance #CallJesusOnTheMainline . . . . . . . . #Rapper #Rap #entertainment #tea #Passion #fire #RackItUp #Plentyofshade #industry #Drama #music #Plentyofnews https://www.instagram.com/p/BzUaAnIll5S/?igshid=1eu0dzb29nzgh

[bluesquare12]

#Repost @hbcucultureshop ・・・ It’s a marathon, not a sprint 🤣#HomecomingBeLike #StrollLife #DontLetDownForMyNsComeOn #calltheambulance #hbcugrad #hbculife #hbcus [ credit: @prophytesbelike ] #petty #pettypost

[mairidesign]

Who can do this? 😂😵😱😲🎪🚑 Calling all yogis 🙆 Let's see your crazy limbs! Post a pic & tag me and I'll send you a discount code to use in my Etsy shop 😘 #discountcodes #mairidesign #mairidesign1 #etsy #etsygifts #circusmonkey #calltheambulance #yoga #yogachallenge #crazylegs #doublejointed #thatsjustweird #weirdbody #stopnomore #callingallyogis

[jeffreyaviles]

Lol grandad are you ok? Lol #calltheambulance

[life-is-not-good-blog]

I’m Gonna Die

Oh shoot I was thirsty so i went to the fridge and drank sum milk. BUT THEN THE MILK TASTE LIKE SHIT SO I CHECKED THE DATE AND IT WAS EXPIRED NOW EXCUSE WHILE I GO RINSE MY MOUTH WITH BLEACH

BLEACH TASTED BETTER THAN EXPIRED MILK

*CHOKES*

I TAKE IT BACK IM DYING OF POISON

*Searches “What to do when you drink bleach”*

*Sees link*

http://www.health24.com/Medical/Sore-throat/News/The-doctors-way-to-treat-a-child-that-swallowed-bleach-20150914

*Click*

*Looks*

Give your child 150 to 200 ml water or milk 

I DON’T HAVE WATER BUT I HAVE MILK

WELP

*DRINKS MILK*

*CHOKING WORSENS*

*DIES*

_____  _____                                <     `/     |                                 >          (                                |   _     _  |                                |  |_) | |_) |                                |  | \ | |   |                                |            |                 ______.______%_|            |__________  _____               _/                                       \|     |              |     HERE LIES THE IDIOT WHO DRANK BLEACH              <              |_____.-._________              ____/|___________|                                | * fi/ll/in |                                | + 19/10/97 |                                |            |                                |            |                                |   _        <                                |__/         |                                 / `--.      |                               %|            |%                           |/.%%|          -< @%%%                           `\%`@|     v      |@@%@%%    - mfj                         .%%%@@@|%    |    % @@@%%@%%%%                    _.%%%%%%@@@@@@%%_/%\_%@@%%@@@@@@@%%%%%%

   Last Words: Give the milk to my annoying sister, and don’t forget to add some rat poison in it 

[launchpadmcquack1337]

@phillydilly68 's injury #HikingAdventure #somethingbithim #calltheambulance

[achwaqkhalid]

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