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*Sighs longingly*

Oh, to wear a tuxedo, cut my hair, and rock the dark shades.

#I'd like to lose some weight and put on some muscle first ideally #oh~#but the longing is so strong #I'm working on it #those gym sessions will pay off eventually #personal #save

the horors~

#the horrors #oh~

"Oi, Kabuto. Next time you wanna show off yer arse in them 'Are You Nasty' shorts of yers, don't fuckin' do it 'round Deidara, aye? He ain't shut up 'bout it since; tellin' me to fire you fer 'indecent exposure' an' sayin' how he feels 'violated'." Sasori sighs. He couldn't believe he was having to talk to Kabuto of all people about this--and he didn't get to see it for himself.

@reddawnmultimuse

"Oh!~ He saw that? Well, let me clear up what really happened since Deidara seems to really want you to get rid of me and is spouting as much false information as he can to make me be the one to blame."

"He barged into my room without knocking and since I was changing my clothes in my casual ones, which one of them are said shorts. I like to humor myself with wearing these shorts and other outfits in the privacy of my room while I am always wearing my full set of proper clothes to work.

So if anything, it's his fault for not knocking and thinking that he can barge into someone's room and be not shocked if we are with or without clothes to begin with. And it's not just me, but probably anyone else as well. I had absolutely no idea that Deidara was so coddled and sheltered that a mere sight of someone wearing shorts would get him this riled up."

"Besides, it's not my fault that my shorts and my ass is all that he's talking about. If I may express my thoughts, I'm starting to think that your partner might have a thing for me, Lord Sasori. But he seems to express it through bullying."

#reddawnmultimuse #he be like #Oh~#that was totally unintentional #:3c