#oikawa.thing

[moonshine-dan]

You don't see my truth.

Oikawa... He's an experienced womanizer in fanon due to his fanclub, but I don't think he's indiscriminately slanging cock. Oh sure, he goes on lots of dates. He's a catch! but- he's discerning. A gentleman. There's outings and activities but it's very pg, hand holding and kissing maybe, but he's not having sex.

He's a virgin until he goes abroad and he gets his shit wrecked by a 5 foot 2 Argentinian smokeshow and i stand by that.

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What do they smell like?

Realistically, if you hugged them. (P2) - (p1) (p3)

Tanaka: THIS MF SMELLS LIKE AN ADIDAS SHOE STORE. I love him but he aggressively smells like rubber mats and sweat. He never gets the gym stank off himself 100%. Definitely the type to pick you up and shake you a lil when he hugs.

Kiyoko: Lavender and eucalyptus. Calming and dark. Is it lotion? Conditioner? Whatever it is, it's lovely. She puts a hand on the back of your head gently when you hug.

Daichi: warm wool & strong black coffee, freshly brewed. His hugs border the line between comfortable and crushing.

Sakusa: lemon verbena hand sanitizer mostly, with a hint of camphor spray. More of a handshake or nothing guy, but he will hug on occasion. Very gentle for a guy with arms like that.

Terushima: used condom Sour apple hard candy and hairspray. Tries to hug from behind as a surprise.

Daishou: white pepper and patchouli cologne. By all means should be a disgusting combo, but it works for him. Likely to be slightly damp when hugged, but otherwise normal.

Aone: .... Unscented deodorant. Aone I love you dearly but... A simple man. Clean linen and wood shavings, sometimes. He would hug you so gently and tenderly I just know it 🥺

Yaku: Always smells like fresh rain, somehow. Very clean and clear. Another warm squeezer.

Kuroo: grapefruit body wash. If you get too close to his head though, he REEKS of unwashed hair. He's greasy. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Passionately hugs you with one arm and slaps your back with the other.

Kenma: sprite. Will not hug you. 😐 If you can somehow get him to, he headbutts your shoulder and hugs attached that way.

Lev: expensive musk based cologne. Heavy and slightly spicy. Another contract commitment or he would smell like hashbrowns. Do not expect support from him, he's going to drape all over you.

Ukai: The old secondhand smoke stank that smells kind of like old mcdonalds frying oil. Sometimes, like black n milds and knockoff dior cologne. A shoulder-grabbing side-hugger.

Oikawa: not overwhelmingly, but magnolia and sea salt - Floral but grounded. Knows how to hug!!! Will absolutely sweep you off your feet.

Iwaizumi: if working, exactly how basketballs smell. If he's showered recently, applewood smoke and maybe whiskey. Cradles you with his arms firmly.

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which haikyuu boys have smegma

SMEG CITY: TERUSHIMA, KENMA, Bokuto, Koganegawa, Hoshiumi.

Desperately needs to wash: UKAI, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, Tanaka, Yamamoto, Kuroo, Lev, Kunimi, Atsumu, Semi.

Washes their dick like a normal person: TSUKISHIMA, USHIJIMA, Daichi, Hinata, Nobuyuki, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Yahaba, Hirugami, Suna, Osamu, Daishou, Shibaru.

Self conscious, cleans often: YAMAGUCHI, ASAHI, SAKUSA, Fukunaga, Kyotani, Hanamaki, Kindaichi, Futakuchi, Aone, Goshiki.

Never a crumb on them: SUGAWARA, OIKAWA, Akaashi, Kita, Aran, Tendou (somehow???)

[moonshine-dan]

buhhhh which of your faves do you think would send food, flowers, or other treats to you at work? conversely, which ones get too horny and needy when you're away?

SHAN 🥺💖 coming thru with the good questions

Will deliver you treats: IWAIZUMI, AKAASHI, SAKUSA, YACHI, Kita, Aone, Kuroo, Yahaba, Asahi, Ennoshita, Daichi, Tendou, Hirugami.

Shows up personally to deliver them: OIKAWA, BOKUTO, OSAMU, HINATA, Ushijima, Yaku, Tanaka, Sugawara.

Will be horny at home: KENMA, LEV, YAMAGUCHI, Kyōtani, Kindaichi, Hanamaki, Suna, Koganegawa, Kunimi, Yamamoto, Kageyama, Goshiki, Tsukishima.

Will show up @ work to fuck you: TERUSHIMA, ATSUMU, MATSUKAWA, Nishinoya, Semi, Daishou, Hoshiumi (!!!), Kiyoko (😳)