#daishou.thing

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daishou x reader x kuroo threesome where daishou is so sweet and appreciative and attentive to you, tender touches and soft voice, doing anything you ask,

but gets visibly mad whenever kuroo talks and is genuinely arguing with him over your shoulder. like he's about to headbutt him.

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What do they smell like?

Realistically, if you hugged them. (P2) - (p1) (p3)

Tanaka: THIS MF SMELLS LIKE AN ADIDAS SHOE STORE. I love him but he aggressively smells like rubber mats and sweat. He never gets the gym stank off himself 100%. Definitely the type to pick you up and shake you a lil when he hugs.

Kiyoko: Lavender and eucalyptus. Calming and dark. Is it lotion? Conditioner? Whatever it is, it's lovely. She puts a hand on the back of your head gently when you hug.

Daichi: warm wool & strong black coffee, freshly brewed. His hugs border the line between comfortable and crushing.

Sakusa: lemon verbena hand sanitizer mostly, with a hint of camphor spray. More of a handshake or nothing guy, but he will hug on occasion. Very gentle for a guy with arms like that.

Terushima: used condom Sour apple hard candy and hairspray. Tries to hug from behind as a surprise.

Daishou: white pepper and patchouli cologne. By all means should be a disgusting combo, but it works for him. Likely to be slightly damp when hugged, but otherwise normal.

Aone: .... Unscented deodorant. Aone I love you dearly but... A simple man. Clean linen and wood shavings, sometimes. He would hug you so gently and tenderly I just know it 🥺

Yaku: Always smells like fresh rain, somehow. Very clean and clear. Another warm squeezer.

Kuroo: grapefruit body wash. If you get too close to his head though, he REEKS of unwashed hair. He's greasy. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Passionately hugs you with one arm and slaps your back with the other.

Kenma: sprite. Will not hug you. 😐 If you can somehow get him to, he headbutts your shoulder and hugs attached that way.

Lev: expensive musk based cologne. Heavy and slightly spicy. Another contract commitment or he would smell like hashbrowns. Do not expect support from him, he's going to drape all over you.

Ukai: The old secondhand smoke stank that smells kind of like old mcdonalds frying oil. Sometimes, like black n milds and knockoff dior cologne. A shoulder-grabbing side-hugger.

Oikawa: not overwhelmingly, but magnolia and sea salt - Floral but grounded. Knows how to hug!!! Will absolutely sweep you off your feet.

Iwaizumi: if working, exactly how basketballs smell. If he's showered recently, applewood smoke and maybe whiskey. Cradles you with his arms firmly.

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Honestly, sex is so much better when it's not serious. It's just good when you can literally fool around and just have fun and just be able to laugh and joke during it!

I have a random question for you too! Which HQ characters do you think are more likely to have giggly sex?

I love when sex is fun!!! It's such a flex to be able to get your partner to laugh when you're balls/knuckle deep. Sex can be like.... Super special, sure, but it can also be fun and stupid and goofy and I love that!

I think the most likely to intentionally have fun, giggly sex are Tendou, Sugawara, Hinata, Fukunaga, Osamu, Aran, Kuroo, Hanamaki, Bokuto, Terushima, and Komori.

And I think the most likely contenders for trying a lil too hard to be hot and making you laugh (and getting their egos a lil bruised) are Tanaka, Gao, Yamamoto, Kageyama, Ukai, Lev, Kindaichi, Futakuchi, Bokuto (again), Goshiki, Daishou, Atsumu, and Hoshiumi.

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Who’s a Furry?

Tsukishima: I just KNOW this man is a furry. He’s an elitist one who moderates on like 13 furry forums and tells NO ONE irl. Man’s got a binder of different fursonas he pulls out for different situations and has a commissioned reference sheet for all of them. His first and favorite one is a dragon, because he’s a SCALIE, but he has others. Very likely to own a fursuit as an adult.

-Akiteru: Is truly not a furry, but finds out Kei is one and bought some animal ears as a show of support :) Kei hates it so much :) :) :)

Yamaguchi: Furry but in DENIAL about it. Unironically kins fluttershy. Says he does not have a fursona and is NOT a furry, he just likes the art.... (he’s got a shibe-sona)

Hinata: Got into it bc he watched MLP with his sister, and was pulled in through fan art. Has a small and cute fursona like a Dutch Angel Dragon or something. Another likely contender for suit owner, because he likes how happy it makes other people when he wears one.   

Kageyama: Furry but like. A really basic one. Man’s like. A wolf. And not even a blue one or anything, just a straight up regular wolf. smh.

Atsumu: We know it to be true. Owns a suit. Fox! But made it blonde and ripped. Lives up to the stereotype. I will not elaborate. Gets absolutely clowned on by Osamu. 

Hoshiumi: Of course he’s a furry. You’d think he’s a bird, but!!! He’s a kangaroo. They also jump high. Wants a suit but is ashamed and doesn’t know how to get one. Has a ton of commissioned art though.

Sachirou: DOG FURRY. NEXT.

Tendou: Deliberately picks a praying mantis as his fursona because he likes to be provocative, but really prefers his secret Rabbit one. Huge Brony and makes Ushijima watch it with him. Really into the fanon version of pinkie pie, like, the cupcakes one. 

-Ushijima: Genuinely is not a furry but made a fursona at Tendou’s request. It’s an eagle. Draws tendou’s fursona for him. Likes Big Mac and respects his work ethic and stoic demeanor.

Bokuto: Look at me and tell me he wouldn’t think this would be fun. Would be some sort of sparkledog abomination with wings and horns and crazy patterns (not colors - black and silver and gold only, gotta keep his theme) - but it works for him somehow? He’s get one of those over the top suits that’s got like LEDs and shit and has an internal fan so he doesn’t overheat. Good for him.

- Akaashi comes to help as his handler at cons but is not one.

Kyotani: You would think dog. You would be right. Leans into it online and has a Pitbull fursona. 

Kindaichi: IDK I just get the vibe. Wolf like Kageyama - they would draw theirs together in middle school as kids - but like at least made his purple. Good for him. 

Lev: Only learned what furries were after Kuroo told him. Snow leopard - not super into it but has one. Gets bullied by Kenma for it.

Shibayama: Keeps it a secret from known furry bully Kenma but he has a black cat one. Actually just in it for the art, for real.

Kenma: Started out bullying them online but through repeated exposure... became one himself. Has one of those half-robot protogen fursonas. 

Coach Nekomata: 😏

Daishou: SNAKE FURRY. REALLY INTO THE PORN. NEXT.

Udai: Man draws manga you KNOW he’s a furry. Another man of a million designs. Can draw his own reference sheets and takes commissions when not illustrating for extra work.

BONUS: NOT A FURRY BUT DEFINITELY A BRONY:

Tanaka, Noya, Yamamoto, Yaku, Hanamaki, Yahaba, Koganegawa, Anahori, Yukie, Goshiki, Terushima, Sakusa, Suna.

@crocyoota @mintmatcha here's the list!!!

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which haikyuu boys have smegma

SMEG CITY: TERUSHIMA, KENMA, Bokuto, Koganegawa, Hoshiumi.

Desperately needs to wash: UKAI, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, Tanaka, Yamamoto, Kuroo, Lev, Kunimi, Atsumu, Semi.

Washes their dick like a normal person: TSUKISHIMA, USHIJIMA, Daichi, Hinata, Nobuyuki, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Yahaba, Hirugami, Suna, Osamu, Daishou, Shibaru.

Self conscious, cleans often: YAMAGUCHI, ASAHI, SAKUSA, Fukunaga, Kyotani, Hanamaki, Kindaichi, Futakuchi, Aone, Goshiki.

Never a crumb on them: SUGAWARA, OIKAWA, Akaashi, Kita, Aran, Tendou (somehow???)

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buhhhh which of your faves do you think would send food, flowers, or other treats to you at work? conversely, which ones get too horny and needy when you're away?

SHAN 🥺💖 coming thru with the good questions

Will deliver you treats: IWAIZUMI, AKAASHI, SAKUSA, YACHI, Kita, Aone, Kuroo, Yahaba, Asahi, Ennoshita, Daichi, Tendou, Hirugami.

Shows up personally to deliver them: OIKAWA, BOKUTO, OSAMU, HINATA, Ushijima, Yaku, Tanaka, Sugawara.

Will be horny at home: KENMA, LEV, YAMAGUCHI, Kyōtani, Kindaichi, Hanamaki, Suna, Koganegawa, Kunimi, Yamamoto, Kageyama, Goshiki, Tsukishima.

Will show up @ work to fuck you: TERUSHIMA, ATSUMU, MATSUKAWA, Nishinoya, Semi, Daishou, Hoshiumi (!!!), Kiyoko (😳)