#lev.thing

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Opening your messages from Lev the day after you annihilate his bussy:

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What do they smell like?

Realistically, if you hugged them. (P2) - (p1) (p3)

Tanaka: THIS MF SMELLS LIKE AN ADIDAS SHOE STORE. I love him but he aggressively smells like rubber mats and sweat. He never gets the gym stank off himself 100%. Definitely the type to pick you up and shake you a lil when he hugs.

Kiyoko: Lavender and eucalyptus. Calming and dark. Is it lotion? Conditioner? Whatever it is, it's lovely. She puts a hand on the back of your head gently when you hug.

Daichi: warm wool & strong black coffee, freshly brewed. His hugs border the line between comfortable and crushing.

Sakusa: lemon verbena hand sanitizer mostly, with a hint of camphor spray. More of a handshake or nothing guy, but he will hug on occasion. Very gentle for a guy with arms like that.

Terushima: used condom Sour apple hard candy and hairspray. Tries to hug from behind as a surprise.

Daishou: white pepper and patchouli cologne. By all means should be a disgusting combo, but it works for him. Likely to be slightly damp when hugged, but otherwise normal.

Aone: .... Unscented deodorant. Aone I love you dearly but... A simple man. Clean linen and wood shavings, sometimes. He would hug you so gently and tenderly I just know it 🥺

Yaku: Always smells like fresh rain, somehow. Very clean and clear. Another warm squeezer.

Kuroo: grapefruit body wash. If you get too close to his head though, he REEKS of unwashed hair. He's greasy. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Passionately hugs you with one arm and slaps your back with the other.

Kenma: sprite. Will not hug you. 😐 If you can somehow get him to, he headbutts your shoulder and hugs attached that way.

Lev: expensive musk based cologne. Heavy and slightly spicy. Another contract commitment or he would smell like hashbrowns. Do not expect support from him, he's going to drape all over you.

Ukai: The old secondhand smoke stank that smells kind of like old mcdonalds frying oil. Sometimes, like black n milds and knockoff dior cologne. A shoulder-grabbing side-hugger.

Oikawa: not overwhelmingly, but magnolia and sea salt - Floral but grounded. Knows how to hug!!! Will absolutely sweep you off your feet.

Iwaizumi: if working, exactly how basketballs smell. If he's showered recently, applewood smoke and maybe whiskey. Cradles you with his arms firmly.

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Honestly, sex is so much better when it's not serious. It's just good when you can literally fool around and just have fun and just be able to laugh and joke during it!

I have a random question for you too! Which HQ characters do you think are more likely to have giggly sex?

I love when sex is fun!!! It's such a flex to be able to get your partner to laugh when you're balls/knuckle deep. Sex can be like.... Super special, sure, but it can also be fun and stupid and goofy and I love that!

I think the most likely to intentionally have fun, giggly sex are Tendou, Sugawara, Hinata, Fukunaga, Osamu, Aran, Kuroo, Hanamaki, Bokuto, Terushima, and Komori.

And I think the most likely contenders for trying a lil too hard to be hot and making you laugh (and getting their egos a lil bruised) are Tanaka, Gao, Yamamoto, Kageyama, Ukai, Lev, Kindaichi, Futakuchi, Bokuto (again), Goshiki, Daishou, Atsumu, and Hoshiumi.

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heres my thirsty lil thought of the day: i wanna kiss lev on his lips but im too short to reach

Just climb him smh 🙄 or hit his weak lil ankles he'll fall like a tree 😭

This is a shameless amalgamation of personal headcanon and things @crocyoota has said.

You've been at this party forever and you're bored. Lev has you as his plus one for some charity gala he was being paid to attend by his modeling company, and you're ready to start spilling drinks on people just to get some entertainment. Your date's across the floor, mingling with the wealthier guests like he's being paid to- rich women love giving money to pretty men, who knew? He's as statuesque as ever, suit immaculate and face a mask of polite indifference as he stands with the VIPs as a very handsome piece of arm candy.

He's got the looks down, but you know inside he's the same eager kid from high school. His company did too- and that's why he was standing more than he was talking. Lev can act suave and cool indefinitely with his mouth closed, but if you get him excited....

Well. This gives you an idea.

You squeeze through the crowd, beelining for your gigantic boyfriend. He's got a head above the crowd and sees you coming, stepping away from his patron as you approach. "Mr. Haiba, a word please?"

He dismisses himself from the geriatric donator with a promise to return to her soon. "What can I do for you?"

"Well. I'm here as your date."

"Yes you are!" His stoic mask crumbles as he grins cheesily, placing an enormous hand on the small of your back. The older woman from earlier is eyeing you speculatively.

"Lev. What do couples do on dates?" You drop eye contact to examine his lips, licking your own.

He smiles down at you, oblivious.

"Lots of things. But I'm kind of working now, like I told you I would be." He's turning away slightly, eyeballing the throng of old women he's supposed to be in the middle of and securing checks from.

He's gorgeous. He also can't take a hint. The older woman from before is pointing you out to her friend, whispering.

"Lev. Look at me." He turns back to you obediently. You're about to be so mean to him.

"I want to give my special boy a kiss," you coo up to him, tugging on his jacket sleeve lightly.

Lev's face flushes red, embarrassed by the public use of his pet name but very, very interested. His mouth opens, closes. Opens again. "I'm your special boy..."

"You sure are. You've been working so hard today, I wanted to reward you."

He's still not moving. You can't reach his face from your height and he's frozen in place, looking down at you with stars in his eyes.

"Can you come kiss me, baby?"

He leans down slowly. Too slowly. You grab Lev's pristine lapel and drag him into a kiss, feeling him gasp against your mouth before kissing back. He licks into you, running his tongue over yours, eyes shut in bliss. There's a scandalized gasp from somewhere behind him. perfect. He moans quietly when you catch his bottom lip in your teeth and suck, grazing it gently with your teeth as you release it and finally pull back.

Lev shudders in your grip as you push him up. He's pouting at you when you prod him back to the crowd of onlooking old ladies, who all seem very interested in Lev now that he's returning.

"You should get back to work, baby. Have fun!"

He blinks in confusion as two of the women grab onto opposing arms at the same time, glaring at each other. Oh, yes. Entertainment secured.

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Who’s a Furry?

Tsukishima: I just KNOW this man is a furry. He’s an elitist one who moderates on like 13 furry forums and tells NO ONE irl. Man’s got a binder of different fursonas he pulls out for different situations and has a commissioned reference sheet for all of them. His first and favorite one is a dragon, because he’s a SCALIE, but he has others. Very likely to own a fursuit as an adult.

-Akiteru: Is truly not a furry, but finds out Kei is one and bought some animal ears as a show of support :) Kei hates it so much :) :) :)

Yamaguchi: Furry but in DENIAL about it. Unironically kins fluttershy. Says he does not have a fursona and is NOT a furry, he just likes the art.... (he’s got a shibe-sona)

Hinata: Got into it bc he watched MLP with his sister, and was pulled in through fan art. Has a small and cute fursona like a Dutch Angel Dragon or something. Another likely contender for suit owner, because he likes how happy it makes other people when he wears one.   

Kageyama: Furry but like. A really basic one. Man’s like. A wolf. And not even a blue one or anything, just a straight up regular wolf. smh.

Atsumu: We know it to be true. Owns a suit. Fox! But made it blonde and ripped. Lives up to the stereotype. I will not elaborate. Gets absolutely clowned on by Osamu. 

Hoshiumi: Of course he’s a furry. You’d think he’s a bird, but!!! He’s a kangaroo. They also jump high. Wants a suit but is ashamed and doesn’t know how to get one. Has a ton of commissioned art though.

Sachirou: DOG FURRY. NEXT.

Tendou: Deliberately picks a praying mantis as his fursona because he likes to be provocative, but really prefers his secret Rabbit one. Huge Brony and makes Ushijima watch it with him. Really into the fanon version of pinkie pie, like, the cupcakes one. 

-Ushijima: Genuinely is not a furry but made a fursona at Tendou’s request. It’s an eagle. Draws tendou’s fursona for him. Likes Big Mac and respects his work ethic and stoic demeanor.

Bokuto: Look at me and tell me he wouldn’t think this would be fun. Would be some sort of sparkledog abomination with wings and horns and crazy patterns (not colors - black and silver and gold only, gotta keep his theme) - but it works for him somehow? He’s get one of those over the top suits that’s got like LEDs and shit and has an internal fan so he doesn’t overheat. Good for him.

- Akaashi comes to help as his handler at cons but is not one.

Kyotani: You would think dog. You would be right. Leans into it online and has a Pitbull fursona. 

Kindaichi: IDK I just get the vibe. Wolf like Kageyama - they would draw theirs together in middle school as kids - but like at least made his purple. Good for him. 

Lev: Only learned what furries were after Kuroo told him. Snow leopard - not super into it but has one. Gets bullied by Kenma for it.

Shibayama: Keeps it a secret from known furry bully Kenma but he has a black cat one. Actually just in it for the art, for real.

Kenma: Started out bullying them online but through repeated exposure... became one himself. Has one of those half-robot protogen fursonas. 

Coach Nekomata: 😏

Daishou: SNAKE FURRY. REALLY INTO THE PORN. NEXT.

Udai: Man draws manga you KNOW he’s a furry. Another man of a million designs. Can draw his own reference sheets and takes commissions when not illustrating for extra work.

BONUS: NOT A FURRY BUT DEFINITELY A BRONY:

Tanaka, Noya, Yamamoto, Yaku, Hanamaki, Yahaba, Koganegawa, Anahori, Yukie, Goshiki, Terushima, Sakusa, Suna.

@crocyoota @mintmatcha here's the list!!!

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Lev, known himbo and inexperienced king, tries to get you in the mood after a date. He goes to finger you and presses around your clit, confused.

"where is it?"

?????

"Your pussy, babe."

?!?!?! "Go lower???"

When he slides his hand against your entrance, finally, he says "Oh, that's a lot lower than I thought it would be. I feel like it should be higher up."

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i’m crying you called yaku a brony in one of your posts i’m begging elaborate on this

You mean this one??? Lmaoooo

Anyways Lev makes yaku watch MLP as a joke and he pretends he hated it.... He watched illegal subbed rips on youtube every Saturday it releases. It calms him.

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Me n Lev