ex!oikawa
ex!oikawa who acts like he’s totally fine but brings you up in conversations way too much. "Oh, them? Please, I barely even think about them. Anyway, did you know they started going to the gym in the morning every saturday now?"
ex!oikawa who acts like he’s over you but gets insanely competitive & jealous if he sees you with someone new. "Hah. That guy? You can do better. I mean, not better than me, obviously, but still."
ex!oikawa who insists that the breakup was mutual but still calls it “your fault.” "No, no, we broke up. I mean, sure, you technically ended it, but I was already thinking about it, so."
ex!oikawa who still remembers every little detail about you but will pretend he doesn’t."Wait, you hate tomatoes? Oh, right, I totally forgot." (He did not forget.)
ex!oikawa who refuses to lose the breakup. He’s gonna look good and make sure you see it. Acts like he’s so happy, even if he’s not.
ex!oikawa who won’t admit it, but still checks your socials like it’s his job. “Not that I care, but… when did they start hanging out there??”
ex!oikawa who deep down, still really loved you. Won’t say it. Ever. But if you ever really needed him? He’d show up. No questions asked.
