Jun 9, 2017
“Shalom. You know that means “hello” and “goodbye”? Just like “aloha”. But you probably knew that. Something that you may not know is that today, my boyfriend got a tattoo... Of the Kool-Aid man. Oh yeah. And believe me, Al... It’s no.. ‘Love is pain’. This is Piper, by the way. Blast from the past. Recognize my voice? Boy, well, I guess things... You know things are bad when you’re calling old girlfriends from the bathroom floor in the middle of the night, huh? How are you still... In my brain? Where are you? Do you miss me? Probably not... I miss you. I don’t know what I’m doing. Shalom.”
