#ok eric

[n2croreb]

"people call me war"

[moleshow]

[footballismypassion]

yes, they're back together again 👀💓

[curtisjones]

[perserveranse]

i want to die like right now but im too lazy to actually kill myself

[disneyobsessedtheatergeek]

My Older Brother's version of Snow White

It's been years since he's seen it. Here we go. So Snow White starts out in a cottage in the woods, and she's just hanging out. She's got black hair, a blue dress, and is very pretty. And then the Evil Queen who lives in the same Kingdom has a mirror who can only tell the truth, and she's like "Hey Magic Mirror, who's the prettiest?" and the Magic Mirror says "Um, not you" and the Queen is like "This is a problem" So she calls her woodsman and she's like "Hey I have a special tree for you to cut down, spoiler alert it's a person, Snow White, bring me her heart" On the way to kill Snow White the woodsman says to himself "This is gonna be really gross" so he decides to be really mean to a Rabbit instead, and brings her the rabbit's heart (At which point I was like "Because a rabbits heart is totally the same size as a human heart" and he said "She's not very good with hearts") The Queen opens up the box and she's like "Yep that's a heart" and at some point Snow White and the Dwarves have a song and dance number. So she goes back to the Magic Mirror and she's like "Magic Mirror who's the prettiest?" and he's like "Uh, still not you" so she goes "Dang, still have to do something about this" so she probably has the woodsman killed or something. And then she decides to transform herself into an old lady, becuase ugly people are totally more trustworthy than pretty people (He was unaware that Snow White would recognize the Queen???). So she shows up at Snow White's hous and she's like "You Want a free apple?" and Snows like "Um, yes I want a free apple" and then she falls asleep because this is Sleeping Beauty I mean Snow white, and for some reason she doesn't kill her.  The Dwarves build her a nice crystal coffin, and at some point the prince wonders by Prince... (Long pause trying to remember the name) Prince Feather-hat. And he's just like "I'm gonna smooch that" and he does, and she wakes up, and they live happily ever after. Also at some point the witch dies.  The End. (Oh also she has red lips, that's a thing right?)

[fabray]

#daniel sharman #i almost tagged him as dianna agron?!?!

[erichudsonpls]

Happy Birthday, Albert Einstein. I will always love you.