#okcenemies

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WTF? This is the most DISGUSTING 'first message' I have ever received!! What type of asshole says this??

Assoles and stupidity are not just for the young. A 66 year old man 838 MILES away in another state that I NEVER talked to before sent this to me for a FIRST message, now don't puke!!

****Hi, You are sexxxy, yes I can rub one out, with the thought of suckling your nipples till they swell as if they were to pop, you sucking my large eight inch hard cock, while I lick your clit like a kitten licks up a bowl milk, pausing to suck your count now am again, slipping two fingers in your pussy to massage your g spot, you voraciously suck my balls am cock as if they were your only source of norishment.****

I just was like WHAT THE FUCK!!! What kind of special jerk thinks women want to read this shit let alone get excited and want to meet you when they read this?? I absolutely am NOT going to look at some guys ball sac and think of sucking it as if it is ANY kind of nourisment (correct spelling) nor do I look at kittens and bowls of mild and think 'oh I want that done to me'. EVERY guy that writes this shit uses the same stuff like the suckling nipples till they pop and they have these amazingly huge 8 or 10 inch dicks, slipping in 2 fingers, massaging the g-spot blah blah blah Voraciously is usually used in there, but NOT like this. This is a first on sucking balls as nourishment. EWWWWWW! I am wondering if he had a daughter would he tell her to suck balls like they are the only source of nourishment?? I BET NOT.

It gets better, his profile.... eyes rolling here.

My Ideal Person: Honest, trustworthy, loyal and compassionate... oh yeah, outgoing, sensual an horny! ! ! Seeking 50 - 70 preferably 60+ yrs, small, slim, average, athletic, petite 5' 2" - 5' 6", breast size 32/ 70, 34/ 75, 38/ 80, 40/ 85, nice ass, not into big ass, a nice dancers body, monogamous ltr sexual partner. Love receiving and giving oral, dtf, making love or just raw sex, and mutual masturbation, hard dick seeking, sweet sexxxy pussy . . . live, love, laugh (preferably a female 50 - 70yrs plus, that like oral attention and reciprocating same) Yes, we searching for each other, not giving up. Getting a hard on, thinking of YOU ! ! ! (end of profile)

WOW, talk about thinking he is at the sluts - r- us drive through!! Note the honest, trustworthy, loyal part. My profile says clearly I AM NOT AVAILABLE - DO NOT CONTACT ME FOR MEETINGS OR DATES I HAVE WHAT I WANT!" So he wants me to CHEAT on this guy to be with him??? WTF! I am also NOT petite, I stand 5' 9" tall and I defer to what woman is going to look into the mirror and say "Oh my ass is not too big YEAH ME!" or "Damn, my ass is not nice, I can't meet him, boo hoo." ??? NO ONE!!! I give him credit only on he is looking for someone 50-70 and NOT a 20something woman. That is the only realistic thing he has!! Let alone I am going to go 838 MILES to meet him?? I sure as Hell don't want him HERE!!

Fellas, take note that ignorant assholes like this is who ruin it for you! When guys like this are there and back up our message centers with this vile crap as total strangers that is why we don't read messages and/or reply. One may like this talk, but normally it is within a relationship you are already in. There may even be women that do like and want this kind of talk, but nothing in MY PROFILE says that I want anything like this. I, in fact, said I don't want to be contacted for meetings at all, not that if you want me to suck your ball sac then it is okay. Jeesus Christmas this just is so wrong on all levels.

Oh yeah, and he also had a picture of his 66 year old dick as if that would sway me. ALL MEN have a dick, not BEING a dick is the trick!!

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This is from tinder, but is definitely an enemy. Just a dude whose into #lifestyle #marketing.

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Guys, talk about CHASING women away? Living the 40 Year Old Virgin honestly....

I still can't get over this. I have mulled it over for a week before writing. This is absolutely, seriously, and word for word an email and some blog posts a 57 year old man wrote on his profile. Yes, he wanted people to see them in an effort to meet a woman???? Yeah, keep that in mind and get ready. This is how to NOT meet women and how to actually CHASE THEM AWAY!!

He is 57 and lives in Nevada and wrote this..

POST/EMAIL: Needing a cock sucking slut NOW. I'm here in Reno with a fully loaded 8" multiple cum cannon for your pleasure.

REALLY?? You think calling women cock sucking sluts and want to order up one NOW followed by that absolutely hilarious description of your dick?? LOL OMFG an 8" multiple cum cannon, of course for OUR pleasure not your own... GUYS!!! YOU LOOK LIKE TOTAL FREAKING ASSHOLES WITH THIS SHIT!! Would you want men looking at your sister/daughter/mother as nothing more than a cock sucking slut to use and dispose of???? I can just see the movie the 40 YOV as the men talk one way till the women come in and they stop knowing they look like fools and assholes. I have seen so many men claim they are offering up their dicks 'for our pleasure' as if they are taking one for the team or going out of their way and stopping what they are doing so WE can have fun not them. Honestly assholes?????

Now I looked further at his blogs. This was next:

POST: I'm needing a tight TS/CD ass to pump and breed here in Reno. 57,IN SHAPE ,rock hard for your pleasure. Like to PNP and fuck for hours. Ready willing and able....clean polite and handsome Waiting on YOU.

Again WOW... the use of the word 'breed' here. A TS/CD can't breed, they can't have babies!!! Looking to a female using the word breed is just disgusting as we are not cattle nor a dog/cat you breed to sell puppies or kittens from. Of course back to the 'for your pleasure' shit. Yeah, he will get nothing out of it, it is all for us!! Blah blah blah. I think he totally blew the 'polite' part in what he stated in this post.

He wasn't done, here is another:

POST: Busting my ass to get back in great shape. Not there yet but by summer I will be back to my ideal weight. My dick was never small to begin with but as I keep stretching my leg and back muscles....it seems my cock is getting bigger. At 57 I'm feeling like how I did at 25......but with lots of experience.

OMFG this guy is an idiot!! Your dick does NOT grow from stretching your leg or back muscles. In fact, your dick doesn't grow at the age of 57!! Those things you see on TV do not make it 'grow' they only make the blood flow better so it seems harder or bigger when it is not. Guys buy that shit because they truly believe women want baseball bats rammed in our vaginas from watching too much porn! Thank goodness NOT ALL MEN are that ignorant, but too many are.

I know this is a long post, but I couldn't just omit those posts. WHY so many men do this I don't know, but it does NOT get you meetings let alone dates!!! You look like a complete and total jack ass loser especially being 57. I am not saying it would be better for a 20 year old to say this, but at least you could blame it on foolish youth and inexperience. I have no excuse I can even apply to a 57 year old jerk saying this shit, calling women cock sucking sluts, and thinking we will rush to service him. Oh yeah, it is for OUR pleasure!!! NOT!!!!! Even women that want to hear those words don't want to hear it from total strangers!! That is reserved for someone they are in a relationship with. It is NOT OUR PLEASURE to service you like a free hooker/whore. YOU are ejaculating, not us getting anything out of it.

Now before another person, keeping it polite, comes along to inform me that there are women that get off on just sucking a man - Yeah, there are, but they are few and far between and again, normally, do NOT do that with total strangers!! The ones that do that are usually hookers and want money for it, not just some woman that just sucks strangers off for 'her' pleasure. Again, think of men approaching your daughter/sister/mother to use them to get off and toss them away. You would be so pissed off you would seriously hurt that guy.

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How to spot a fake? NOT DIFFICULT!!

Yeah, I just got this message today. He is in Azerbaijan some 6007 MILES away and seriously wrote this including with a photo of some young, hot stud as if it was him. He is supposedly 34.

MSG: Hello. You have a very interesting profile, you are charming. I propose to start communication to get to know each other better. A little about myself - Sagittarius, I have higher education, I am fond of sports, I read books, I like to travel. No wife, no children. Easy going, intelligent, physically fit, with a great sense of humor, patient, reserved, can be wild if necessary, love to give sexual pleasure as much as to receive, adventurous, communicative and open-minded. I dream of starting a new life with a clean slate, with new emotions and adventures. I want a serious and long-term relationship. I am looking for a woman who will accept me for a long time, teach me how to be happy with her, raise me under herself, take care and support me financially for a while. I am trainable and adaptable, quick on my feet, obedient and loyal. Ready to move in with you at any time. If you need more pictures, email me - I have plenty :-)

WOW, what a catch right? I am going to support HIM?? He wants a long-term, serious relationship and my profile clearly states - I am not available! Do NOT contact me for meetings or dates!! Now how obvious is it that this is a copy/paste message??? NO ONE with half a brain contacts someone with a profile saying they are not looking/available and writes you have an interesting profile and are charming then proceeds to ask to get to know each other better. The most laughable part is that stuff about raising him and supporting him, being obedient and loyal as if he is a pet, and of course 'ready to move in with me at any time!!' LOL Yeah, not happening.

I can't help but feel bad that there is someone out there that WILL fall for this crap.

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What is wrong with guys?? Good men get ignored because of assholes like this, honestly!!

WHERE TO START..THIS IS SO STUPID IT IS PATHETIC!!

Yeah, this guys says he is 41, but acts like he is 4. He is also 914 MILES away in another state. He writes this to me with no prior contact..

MSG: No? As in yes!!!

I wrote back: Only if you are a rapist. Any man that can't respect a woman's boundaries or preferences is clearly violating her space and person and no one I would want anything to do with.

His reply..all four of them...

Reply 1 - are you a psychopath

8/25/2021 3:16 pm

Reply 2 - I’m not attractive? Blahahaha you are delusional. I’m gorgeous and far outta your league. But I don’t need your approval because your opinion mean ZERO lmao

8/25/2021 3:18 pm

Reply 3 - Now get outta my inbox you weirdo

8/25/2021 3:19 pm

Reply 4 - Go update your AARP or something grandma

8/25/2021 3:20 pm

Amazing, I am all those horrible things yet HE contacted me and forgot that as he told me to get out of HIS inbox. He violated MY inbox first and thought I would be okay with someone forcing themselves into my space and life. Btw he is really ugly, not such a catch as he wishes to portray himself. He also has a child!!! I can't help but think how sad that this is their role model. I wonder if guys like that are okay with men forcing them to suck their dick or take it up their butts....lol If I was so old and ugly why did he contact me in the first place hoping for sex?? What does that make YOU if you contacted me and I was so horrible??? LOL

This is why women stop answering messages on here!! A**holes like him ruin it for good men.

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These are the most annoying messages!!!

I can't believe it every time I get one of these. I am not sure why so many men do this, but too many do. This happens on Twitter, Facebook, and just about all social media platforms too. This man is 1000 MILES away. Yes you read that correctly, 1000 MILES away. I will remind you that my profile says in no uncertain terms, "I am NOT available! DO NOT contact me for meetings or dates! I have what I want and am happy." The photo I have up of me says, "No longer available." That can't be any clearer right? Enter, copy/paste message guy:

MSG: So sorry to infringe on your privacy,Its said that 'A picture is worth a thousand words, but when I saw yours,it was more than words could explain.The charming profile is resistible,though a little personal message but your look tells a lot about a nice person...so i had to drop a message to the charming person with this great profile.Just want to know you better and be a friend or more. Hope to hear from you sometime.. Carlos Xxx

Okay, so he apologizes and then proceeds to ignore everything about me. If the picture is worth a thousand words the three words of NO LONGER AVAILABLE should have spoke volumes, but you see he never READ the photo or the profile obviously. He 'had to" write me and the comment of "this great profile" is just laughable. He wants to get to know me better or be a friend.. OR MORE! Of course, that 'or more' is have sex with me. It doesn't matter that "I" am not available and NOT interested in meeting someone because I am with someone, he wants to have sex with me so I therefore should cheat and be a whore. I am sorry, but to think that asking me to be a cheating whore is NOT a compliment. It is selfish and rapey to me. I did write him back before blocking him and not only pointed out how much of a fucking jerk he looked like with that, but how insulting it was to think I would go 1000 miles to let him use me like a whore. I wished him that he would find a woman he really loved and she would cheat on him and see how he liked it and that it would happen 10 fold over. I also wished him nothing but men to contact him as he specifically wrote "NO MEN" on his profile in bold caps. I have nothing against gay people, but if you go out of your way to write in YOUR profile no men and then contact someone who specifically said do not contact me for meetings or dates then I hope you get nothing but the messages YOU don't want and see how you like it.

If anyone bothered to take the time to READ A PROFILE before you say you love it they would save themselves looking like a complete and total, ignorant asshole aside from they would be rejected less. Why set yourself up for rejection like this??? NO MEANS NO!!! Don't tell me to remove my profile either just because you can't get with me. I am not signed up on an online whorehouse, it is a social media platform. One can be there for a myriad of reasons. It isn't just to find someone for sex!!

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CREEPYYYY!!! Why do men send this stuff unsolicited and as a first message??? EWWWWW!!!!

I received this message, and it is a first (now last) message as well. Why would you send this to a total stranger from 1500 MILES apart and think a woman would enjoy this? MSG: I know we both are far from one another...but I have to say... I would love to take my time licking sucking slurping swirling lapping licks around and in your love and sliding deep into your love and milk every drop creampieing you as many time I can...

Okay, I am going to start with this and finish with the content so please read all of it... A total stranger that would see you one time and you know nothing about them - they could be a Ted Bundy type or have some disease, and they want to just invade your life. I am with someone and he ignored that and didn't care if it would ruin or destroy MY relationship with this. He only cared that HE got what HE wanted. As for the creampie... there is NO WAY IN H*LL I would let a total stranger have unprotected sex with me.

Now for content - all that stupid shit over and over from men as if women like to hear slurping, sucking, swirling, lapping???? REALLY??? Do you guys have a book of terms that YOU like so you think women like this? ALL MEN can do these things; however, because you have a dick and can do those things does NOT equate to we will CHOOSE YOU!! Most women do not choose men that are assholes at the start so why do you start that way??? Yeah, I have yet to meet a woman that is not a hooker that thinks she wants a guy that doesn't care about her, who she is, what type of feelings she has, and is going to just use her and toss her in the garbage afterwards. Yeah, that is NOT happening with most women. KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE!! Nothing I have written anywhere says treat me like a skanky whore and I will let you use me like one. DO NOT SEND THIS SHIT UNSOLICITED!!! I give credit only in that he didn't send me a freaking dick pic. I am so sick of seeing giant, inflated PHOTOS of men's dicks. It is a dick.. if you ARE a dick I don't care about the first one!!!

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WHO sends a message LIKE THIS to a total STRANGER??? ** WARNING - very adult language here!! **

Okay, when I got this message I just sat there laughing, but then I wondered, just WHO sends something like this to a person they NEVER met before???  What kind of man would do this?  I can’t imagine at all how one could do this, but here it is:

MSG: 3. HI,I am a pussy eating addict. The aroma from a pussy is one of the best that has ever entered my nostrils. Specially a pussy that has been sitting in the office all day, sweating, secreting, occasionally urinating. That combination makes for a wonderful, stimulating odor at the end of the day. Putting my head between your legs is very stimulating. Are you that girl.....??

NOW... I am sorry, but telling me that you find sweaty panties that also have urine in them is hot.... EWWWWWW  Now go back and think about what I said.  WHO writes THAT to someone they never met before???  I don’t know who he is, have no photo, no information at all and I am supposed to do what?  Am I supposed to say YES I am THAT girl!  I don’t wash at all and am stinky and you are the guy for me!!!  LOLOL  I am thinking THAT isn’t going to happen.  I get there are people into this, but wouldn’t you think it would be beneficial to actually talk to someone FIRST and find out if they are into this or you are going to repulse them off the planet?  My opinion, I don’t want ANYONE like this near me.  It is creepy that he sent that as a FIRST message let alone I can’t imagine what type of person he actually is.  I don’t want to know either!!