# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: museum meltdowns
our dear new yorkers, you had to have known this was coming. we have more to critique than just your costumes. for one - must be love on the brain, as we have drama aplenty shot by cupid's arrow.
BETWEEN THE SHEETS and SPICY STRAWBERRY MARGARITA were caught blushing as mummies caught them unaware, clothes in desperate need of adjusting as they made their way to the egypt exhibit.
SPICED CHERRY spotted going into a room with one of the mummies. hooking up with the help?
OLD FASHIONED and CUPID'S SANGRIA spotted kissing at midnight. wouldn't care much, except our sources have shared that OLD FASHIONED been secretly attached to CHENIN BLANC for the last ten months, with timestamps as proof. so i ask, long lost lovers reunited or a sneaky link ?
lovers spat? CORPSE REVIVER #2 and husband seemed to be more interested in arguing than a moonlit ( is it still moonlit if it's indoors ? ) stroll through the museum.
THE GODFATHER, MONTE CARLO and CAMPARI SPRITZ left the night coated in dust - one has to wonder, were they involved in the blue whale-gate?
PENICILLIN perfected their best scream queen scream when caught unaware by NAKED AND FAMOUS, mistaking them for one of the scare actors.
reports of glass shattering in one of the hallways followed by NEGRONI and AMARETTO SOUR hurrying down the hall. onlookers later reported a window shattered. escape plan failed or drunken mishap? either way, hope the museum demands a big check.
guess MOONSHINE MULE didn't like VIEUX CARRÉ's costume. who needs words when one can spill their drink on the outfit?
ANGEL FACE spotted with a little snow lingering still - so much for the perfect angel image.
MINT JULEP left high and dry after planning matching costumes only for FRENCH 75 to show up in a completely different outfit. looks like someone didn't want to share the spotlight.
too much to drink or something else? HIGHBALL caught fast asleep in one of the exhibits long after the guests had departed.
