☠ hell money ☠

i was put on this earth to warm lauren's hands. (aim is northbounds)

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anti-smoking commercials need to cool it. i’m a grown adult and i can make my own decisions.

[goosewhisperer]

hi i’ve been playing in the snow for the last five hours

[spidxrbxby-deactivated20210105]

Blacktapes is back and I’m the happiest girl.

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almost made a bad joke but i refrained

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i don’t know when unlimited scrolling got turned on but i hate it

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when i was wandering around europe and doing my unpaid apprenticeship at 18-22ish, me and some buddies would take off and go spend the winter as ski instructors or mushing guides. some of the most fun jobs in the world. i'm always lowkey jealous of the ones who can still do it. responsibility sucks.

[sedementaryfrock-blog]

time for ⛷🏂 except pretend those emojis are doing some sweet tricks

[womprrats]

[kungfuism]

wouldn’t actually rob a bank i reckon i’d feel rotten to rob a bank so instead of stealing any money i’d move money from some rich sod’s account into bank accounts with lower sums 

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seems like it'd be easier to just take from your own bank account. you'd be robin hooding yourself.

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i flipped that picture 180°. i'm actually hanging from the ceiling.

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gravity, the academy award winning film about a guy who can't ever find a comfortable place to sit

[buffyannesummers-archive]

[plot-line]

“Otter dislikes watermelon, but can’t stop eating it”

Yesterday we discovered a series of photos of a giant otter at the Zlin Zoo in the Czech Republic.

The photos are noteworthy because said otter is crying while eating watermelon.

[lappaika]

I’m pretty an I know it.

- Aika, Lapinyön Prinsessa

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there are very few things i love more than i love homemade biscuits and gravy

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@buffythemesong @baka-fuk both valid responses but i've fallen in love with the idea of no one from work being able to bother me after i leave for the night

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my phone charger's broken which means i'll never use my phone again cause i'm too lazy to get another one