hello new yorkers, our swiss sources have come with quite the information from the elite's little skiing trip ⸺ but we do have to say, why so tame. afraid from the heat after the showers of ink at new year's ?
is it really a breakup if you're still leaving hickeys on their necks? i think someone should tell SAZERAC that. after all - scarves only hide things until you pull them off, CLOVER CLUB.
housekeeping reports that CHENIN BLANC’s room remained unused more days than not. makes sense seeing as they were frequently slipping into AMARETTO SOUR’s room at night and out the next morning?
is CUPID'S SANGRIA struggling to return to future in laws good graces? FRENCH 75 spotted cozying up to her brother's ex outside the palace, we have to wonder if there's bad blood leftover - and if so, on whose side?
on a night out FIREBALL MULE spotted snapping at fellow guests for .... breathing? girl if you need help, blink twice.
i didn't have it on my bingo card that 2026 was the year of going back to our exes - but APEROL SPRITZ proves us wrong once more. VELVET HAMMER is hot and all, but didn't jlo prove it doesn't work?
BOULEVARDIER is left with a large bill despite the so-called 'all expenses paid trip' due to damages made to their hotel suite beyond what was covered in the security deposit. wonder just what they did?
country bumpkin VODKA CRANBERRY proves once more that etiquette lessons should be a must before being added to the guest list. close your mouth, sweetie. you'll catch flies.
NAKED AND FAMOUS and TEQUILA NEAT being sickeningly sweet all over badrutt's palace, it screams damage control before they hit the road of an ugly public divorce
NEGRONI sucking up to FRENCH 75 and faking a friendship ? some people really are that desperate to make it to the top of the food chain.
TUXEDO caught sneaking off to the hot springs with GOODNIGHT KISS, somehow i don't think the water was the only steamy thing out there.
hasn't anyone told DIRTY SHIRLEY that tequila is a recipe for disaster and in combination with GOLD RUSH ? let's hope there won't be a baby shower in a few months time
VESPER and HIGHBALL spotted horseback riding into the sunset together. should we expect an announcement soon or will the fairytale end when they’re back to reality?
ELDERFLOWER SPRITZ, please, there’s people that are dying and you are ugly crying while demanding that the staff goes back down the mountain to find your lost diamond earring.
BETWEEN THE SHEETS and HURRICANE spotted cozying up on the ski lift, do we see a reunion incoming or just poor timing in their lineup?
whoever told WHISKEY SOUR that being a sloppy drunk and having the concierge carry you to their bedroom was trending needs to be sued. have some class, this is not the 2000s.
pretending not to know where you can get drugs ? oh RASPBERRY LEMONADE, nobody believes your little act you’re putting on, we all know authors do fieldwork and sample the goods.
is BLOOD & SAND shopping around for the perfect mrs? unlikely. word of advice, if you're gonna be a player don't make it so obvious - especially not with a technically married woman.
does the nfl's all star quarterback have a type? fresh off the slopes, SAZERAC spotted with PINK STARBURST after his big win at the superbowl. fellow stars sharing congratulations - or the start of something new?
muses implicated: in no particular order
@dynast1es - SAZERAC : james rogers
@dynast1es - CUPID'S SANGRIA : valentina montero
@lovedsme - CLOVER CLUB : helena alderidge.
@lovedsme - GOODNIGHT KISS : seren kirac.
@lovedsme - BETWEEN THE SHEETS : nicholas van rensselaer.
# 𝙼𝙼: how sweet, but oh, baby - we're not going anywhere. better hope you were nice to all the staff up in moritz, who knows who was listening in on all your little secrets. philanderers and party animals be wary: the maids see all.
badmouthing the host's dress code at the party? someone needs to brush up on their etiquette or say goodbye to future party invitations
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙼𝙼: mother always did say money can't buy manners. but i'd rather keep our naysayers around - better to keep your friends close and your haters publicly shamed.
am i overreacting or did someone leak a video where laurie calls you fake for hosting a party for rich people. #laurenceisoverparty
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝚆𝚂: don't you need to start before you can be over ? he's only a thing because he's part of an ensemble without the band he's just another white boy on the streets of new york. next. / @poetr1es
it's time for juliet to stop fighting all her bestie's significant others or exes and find her own person to help her relax
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝚆𝚂: unlike her besties, she knows better than to trust men but she has to invest in a better satisfyer because those shoulders are tense. baby, you're not the hunchback of the notre dame. i bet the satisfyer pinguin holiday edition is still on sale and get one for your girls too. their will they won't they thing with their men is getting boring, this is not a cw teen drama. / @theydivine
robin & co, love your work like always, but i must know: was there anyone else you wish would've had ink explode on their outfit?
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝚆𝚂: mrs kir royale would've looked good in blue ink and so would sweet amaretto sunset. stained clothes is so basic but their blonde locks ruined for a few days and emergency treatment by their hairdressers needed - the missed opportunity. / @puddlcs + @inhvritance
# 𝚆𝚂: he certainly wasn't swapping saliva with his 'official' girlfriend at midnight but we all know how those wags deal with cheating ... they love the fame more than the man. advice for your friend: tell them to go for it if they have a humiliation kink. / @dynast1es
spotted the mataraci sisters shit talking others outfits. quite bold when their choices look off the rack . . . nothing enviable or unforgettable about that, kaya
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙻𝙹: say it louder, bestie. self projection is so unstylish. maybe we should've given out two more gift boxes at the party. their outfits might've abided by the dress code but their faces looked green. i can only wonder why. / @silkenstrategy & @g4tsbys
uncle cousin maxie looked better in the jetblack ink than whatever his suit was supposed to be? he def got them off the rack
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙻𝙹: that much was obvious, but off the rack when ? fingers crossed the ink pack also knocked his mind back into the twenty first century. if not . . . i'm sure his family can pay for a fancy senior living facility. / @imprfct4u
did theo show up stag or did he bring his mystery insta baddie?
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙼𝙼: he's went all on his lonesome, so i hear. call it hypocritical, but i'm not a fan of mysteries. and is she really a baddie if she refuses to show her face? i'm thinking botched nose job - or counter offer, maybe it's some torrid affair. / @sugrcoateds
marlowe kept talking about getting into trouble but does anyone have the scoop on what kind of trouble she got into? dear robin, let us know pls x
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙻𝙹: can you believe they had the perfect stage and jungle bird couldn't perform one song? talk about all bark and no bite. no wonder i've never heard someone say she's their favorite band member. the others at least keep things interesting from time to time. / @inhvritance
never thought mister matarazzo himself was such a manwhore, kissing people underneath the staircase. better than mistletoe
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙻𝙹: stop the presses. consenting adults were caught kissing. but let's hope tuxedo checked that their ring finger was empty before locking lips. he should know better than to repeat outfits.
maiselle and ryan on board of the next met gala committee next year ! at least they believe in the dress code
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙼𝙼: i'm sorry, mtv - are we being pranked ? we want a hottie theme, not a junior prom. and let's be so real here, their ideas would never mesh. basic ballerina and uptight author creating a masterpiece ? as if.
rumor has it that natascha is incapable of recognizing that she deserves better than christian. it's not even a rumor.
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙼𝙼: as my therapist once said, toxic is as toxic does. maybe she was on to something, or maybe she was just jealous of my hair. either way - sometimes someone being hot isn't enough, babe. haven't we seen this film before? i mean, come on - didn't you get divorced for a reason? #moveon
so there's finally snow outside, but not inside? none even one freaking gram - only enough champagne to fill the nile. y'all getting boring in your old age new yorkers
# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: new year, new gossip
# 𝙼𝙼: oh bestie, how naive. i think if you checked the bathrooms well enough - you'd find more than a light dusting. but, we're bored to tears that our fav new yorkers didn't do any major property damage this time - that we know of. somehow i think destroying a centuries old manuscript would have a lot more consequences than a blue whale replica.
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