Walked to old Jaffa, made a lot of Jaffa kree jokes in my mind where no one could stop me, ate the world's most sugary donut, became covered in sugar, got too hot, had lunch at the port, then had a charming dinner date with a cute guy back at the market (also met his friend)
Off to Jerusalem tomorrow, I hope it's there, I heard it might actually be in England's green and pleasant land, and wouldn't that be egg on my face.













