#old man stuff

[2mo3cm-man]

Well, it finally happened.

For years now, I haven’t been following pop music, allowing a pop culture blind spot to develop. So it’s not that I don’t identify with the music now, it’s that the music makes no damn sense at all.

Everything sounds like it only cost twelve dollars to record. Is that intentional?

[ash-greytree]

Legitimately thinking of getting a Rolodex and using it to store all my passwords physically.

[webheadunderthebridge]

Thinking of shaving honestly, I tend to grow alot of hair on my body. I think it's a mutation thing, a spider mutation thing? Probably.

I really need to shave my legs and arm hair, and the hair that slowly leads down.. there.

But I know damn well I'm too broke to buy myself a new razor and some shaving cream.

[blusteringoldfoolarchived]

I found Tyran kup (I mean it's from another comic but it's close enough)

Why's he so chunky.

[anexperimentallife]

I briefly interrupt your queued content to assure you that I am still breathing

I think the fever has gone down, too, but I don’t know where the thermometer is.

Also, old folks like me (and people who watched The Jeffersons in reruns) who listened to 1980s Janet Jackson will get this:

When the doctor told me I was “definitely wheezy,” I almost responded, “Mrs. Jefferson if your nasty.”

But I was too out of breath to explain the references if he was too young to get them, so I didn’t. And my fever means I don’t entirely trust everything I think is funny right now to actually BE funny, anyway.

(Because George Jefferson always called his wife Louise “Weezy,” and Janet has the line in Nasty about how most people can call her Janet, but “It’s Miss Jackson if you’re nasty.”)

[burningspy]

Holy Fuck, I Guess I Really Am Getting Old!

So far the big highlight of my day has been getting the oil changed in my car. Partially, because it was time to do it, but mostly to prepare my car for the drive down to Austin on Thursday.

I’d hate to try and make that 3+ hour long drive and have something bad happen because of old, dirty oil flowing through my engine.

Also, even though there were a few more fun things I wanted to do today, I instead have my ass parked on this recliner watching the Columbo marathon on tv. I don’t plan on getting up again (except for the unavoidable trips to the bathroom to occasionally get snacks).

[art-i-llery]

I'm surprised Ozzy never got a chance to record another song about old people shows like Angela Lansbury's "Murder she wrote" or "csi:Miami" or a comedy like "golden girls".

[thesantimountain]

When I was young I liked to whip my sweaty long hair around on the dance floor at shows and see people's grossed out faces when my sweat hit them. Now I am stoked when there are chairs at the bar.