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[lordlavendre]

The Sacred Silence of The Traditional Catholic Mass. (Mass of the Catechumens) 

Part 2

[kidanikatie-blog]

the funniest story of february ninth

Get ready for the funniest story of today. Even though it happened Sunday. I just feel like I really need to tell it and make myself laugh as I write it because it is a crappy afternoon.

So I was hanging out being hipster in South Charlotte which is actually called “Uptown” (???) having a burger at a really cute place you should try out if you’re in the area. Here. And I received a text from my dearest friend Reilly (who you can find here, here and here). You know how the iPhone has the preview text thing? Well that popped up and just said “I know this may be too much information but..”

Stop right there.

I shouldn’t have even opened my phone. But I did. Duh. I’m a glutton for punishment with this kid. And I read [edited for content not appropriate for tumblr] “I know this may be too much information but I’m in the sketchiest gas station bathroom so if I die or disappear start at the King City station.” I laughed of course. But then I start to receive pictures. Oh yes. Pictures. I’ll include the commentary I received along with them.

“What do they do with it? Recycle?”

“Of course, because when I’m on a decently long car trip I always carry an extra $500 in case I run across a historical rocking horse.” (By the way, it is actually the “from Old Mass” that kills me here.)

“Oh the hits just keep on coming!”

“In case you didn’t notice this is a drive thru vet next door.” (This is where I lost it. Laughter so hard I had tears streaming down my face. A drive thru vet. WHAT?)

Oh my God. I have never laughed this hard in my life. I honestly think half the things that Reilly sends me are made up because he gets into the most awkward situations but then he proves it with pictures. And I lol. And now I’ll tell you. I hope this made you chuckle as much as me! Hugs!