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kylo ren ,`:3c

SEB HOW COULD YOU

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t kno | mortal enemies

✧ send me characters to rate ✧

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I CANT COPY/ PASTE THE EMOJIS ON MOBILE DO EVERY FOURTH ONE STARTING FROM THE FIRST

fiINE i dont know if that counts number 1 but let’s do it anyway

¯\_(ツ)_/¯:do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?  ok i have plenty mutuals that i’ve known from other places but my Tumblr Only friends i guess are fudge, anya, and hoxxy.  and i guess that one gayass corn child.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ:what is your favorite animal? living is the large-spotted genet, and dead is the thylacine.

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?:how old are you? two day shy of 25 (screaming)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?  pan

(づ￣ ³￣)づ:have you ever been in love?  i’m......married

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪:what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?  I HATE ANSWERING THESE BC I DON’T REALLY HAVE A FAVOURITE BAND.  i’ve been listening to a lot of Amber Run and Seafret lately tho.

◕‿◕:what is your guilty pleasure?  uhh i have ...several?  and i can’t think of any rn what the hell.  i like shitty movies, petz, and cornbread cereal tho

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just do all the asks u fucking memelord

no this time im gonna make you actually pick some, even if you pull random numbers out your ass >:T

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5x-1 for the ask bit (eg 4, 9, 14...)

i can’t b elieve you made me do MATH

4. Longest consecutive hours you’ve played a game?   honestly?  i’ve probably played a game for 12+ hours straight when i was a teenager.  i tend to try to escape reality when i’m having a Bad Time and my teen years were all Bad Times so i spent most of those years immersed in extremely long jrpg type games.

9. Last game you played? Fallout 4 but i get so saltyyyyyy

14. Do you watch playthroughs online?  i am a big fan of game grumps, two best friends play, and vinesauce (mainly rev, vinny and joel)

19. Hardest game you’ve ever played?  THE LION KING FOR SNES JFC.

24. Ever cried because of a video game? Which one(s)?  i only actually cried at one game:  Brothers, a tale of two  sons.  FUCK THAT GAME.  I WAS SOBBING.

29. Watch cutscenes or skip them?  i watch them, what kind of fucking plot-skipping animal do you think i am??  unless i died and i’ve already seen it, then i’ll skip bc just let me pummel you.

34. Favorite male npc?  i am error

39. Do you play for achievements/trophies?   not reaaaaaaally like if they sound easily obtainable (or at least not IMPOSSIBLE,) i will shoot for them, but i usually won’t go for cheeves unless i’ve already spent a lot of time in the game and need ~something new to break up my time a bit.

44. Do graphics matter?   ultimately, no, but i definitely find games easier to play if they look nice.  i can’t really get into pixel rpgs for this reason.

49. A game you haven’t played in forever, but want to replay?  tales of symphonia.  kyle and i started a save like 3 years ago but we haven’t picked it up in a while.  the good thing is that it doesn’t matter that we don’t remember what was happening, because you don’t know what’s happening in that game even when you’re actively playing it.

54. A sequel you really want?  BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 PLEASE.  PLEASE.  ALSO THE LAST GUARDIAN.

59. A game you are looking forward to this year?  i don’t know any games releasing this year that i care about.

64. Describe your favorite video game using only three words?  mexican nature photographer (alternatively, dinosaur babysitters unite)

69. Your first LI?  what

74. Which game has the best lore?  dude there’s way too many that have good lore bro i can’t answer this

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every prime number that has the letter "e" in it

what the actual fuck sebastian

2: Age

i’m 15 days shy of 25

3: 3 Fears

being alone, losing certain people, not having a use/worth in the world

7: My best friend

oh gross do i have to answer this one (it’s you) (you piece of shit) (i love you)

13: Favorite color

i am partial to red, blue and green.  i also like black and gray but i dont really consider them colours.

17: Favorite food

p much anything seafood

19: What am I listening to right now

kyle breathing in his sleep next to me, cars occasionally passing on the highway outside, birds, the wind in the cane, a dog barking periodically in the distance.  it’s all very atmospheric.

29: Favorite song

i have so many, but lately i’ve been repeat-listening to LA Devotee - P!atD, I Found - Amber Run, and Stardust - Gemini Syndrome

31: How I feel right now

thirsty, a little cold, disappointed i’m not hearing the blackbirds scream, nostalgic (for real and for things that haven’t happened,) slightly disconnected, a mild ache in my left side ribs, i wish i had something to bring home to you

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

ooh idk if i would ever get one for various reasons but i would absolutely get vash’s sternum tattoo (black linework fleur-de-lis a la this).  maybe a cat skull like the one i put on my jacket somewhere (back or chest?)  probably most of my tats i’d get would be skull related.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

this question is worded oddly but i’m assuming it means the last person i texted....which was seb...........so no

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

assuming that i’m going somewhere immediately after waking, maybe 3 minutes to throw clothes on and brush my teeth.  if i’m going to work that increases to 5 or so because i’ll put on makeup.  if it’s a normal day, like...3 seconds because i just put my hair up and sit in my pajamas all day.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

if im just playing on my computer i listen at a reasonable level.  if i’m cleaning the house or driving, it’s loud.  like, i already have hearing issues and im probably not helping lmao.

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

that would be kyle, obviously, and it would depend on the situation.  did we talk about it first?  have we mutually decided that this was okay?  do i also like this person?  is he even WANTING to this (aka did this other person force themselves on him)?  because i can be chill with it if it’s a mutual thing but if it’s not imma choke a bitch

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

i wouldn’t call them strange, or phobias really.  i have anxiety about many normal things like talking on the phone and being in crowds.

61: What was the last lie I told?

idk i can’t remember, but i can guarantee it was to my parents about something i did because whatever i did is ~evil.  i do less lying these days and more leaving out the parts of stories where we were drinking or at the movies.

67: What was the last book I've read?

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell and it was lovely and i nearly burned down my office

71: Do I spend money or save it?

usually i’m a very very frugal person who almost never buys herself any luxury, but i went almost two years without a job and my list of ‘things i want’ racked up very very high, so lately i’ve been spending all the money i make.  and i kinda fucked myself so new year new me im gonna do good with savings again.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

i am pink  i’m at my grandparents’ right now so that’s my disclaimer, but the blanket im under is a calico with big pink bits, as well as a bunch of paintings (gramma is an artist,) with pink in them.  not to mention to 500 mardi gras masks around lmao

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

the only one i know about is a guy who shot his wife and mother in law in a crime of passion (mental illness runs in my family lmao yay).  i had another distant relative who was wrongly incarcerated for embezzling but i think he’s been released as of now.

89: Gotten pregnant?

hell no

97: Had sex in public?

yes (in a car but it counts imo)

101: Smoked cigarettes?

no, smoking-related diseases aren’t high on my list of ways i want to die

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

no, though i don’t eat much meat that isn’t seafood or beef

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

hahahHAHAHAHAHAHA i’ve been in skype calls longer than that!

109: Been outside my home country?

yes!  i went to canada when i was 15 or 16

113: Cut myself?

yes

127: Met someone famous?

not technically, my mom is related to a guy who’s pretty well known in gospel music circles, though.  my dad babysat kings of leon when he was a teenager and that’s the closest i’ll ever get to knowing celebs

131: Helped with charity?

lots of times!  i volunteered for the shelter i ended up employed by for almost two years, as well as several local soup kitchens and charity shops.

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do all the damn ask meme. All Of Them

i hate you so mcuhhhg

1: What did you do in 2015 that you’d never done before?

i literally skinned a cat!

2: Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

i don’t make resolutions because i will just disappoint myself

3: Did anyone close to you give birth?

my niece was born two days before my birthday

4: Did anyone close to you die?

no

5: What countries did you visit?

i went to la a few times that counts right

6:What would you like to have in 2016 that you lacked in 2015

more fur and a stable mind thx

7: What dates from 2015 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

i can never remember dates lmao there are days that were notable but i can’t remember the dates

8: What was your biggest achievement of the year?

i skinned a cat!  a whole cat, with the claws!  honestly that’s the coolest thing i’ve done this year

9: What was your biggest failure?

hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

10: Did you suffer illness or injury?

yes, both, mental and physical

11: What was the best thing you bought?

ooh maybe a tie between ghost the skunk or this REALLY SWEET ASS GIRAFFE VERTEBRA I JUST WON TODAY?  ooh or tychus.  and maybe my binders?  because they Helped me a lot.

12: Whose behaviour merited celebration?

well my dog kinda broke his habit of jumping on people

13: Whose behaviour made you appalled?

lmao pretty much the ENTIRE PAYDAY FANDOM ESPECIALLY YOU FOXTON

14: Where did most of your money go?

to taxidermy whoops

15: What did you get really, really, really excited about?

well i had a panic attack because seb sent me a tablet.   uh also i was happy i could actually do christmas?  my grandpa had multiple buckets of heads for me to clean up this summer.  i’m having a great sense of dread about next year’s smol friend visitation, but i don’t think that counts.

16: What song will always remind you of 2015?

i don’t really have an association to the year itself?  just things that happened this year.  but mostly just associations to ocs.  and maybe some gay daydreams.

17: Compared to this time last year, are you: (a) happier or sadder? (b) thinner or fatter? (c) richer or poorer?

a: sadder (gotta work on the mental illness stuff)   b: thinner (gotta gain my weight back too)   c:  i think technically richer since i have a job?  but...i’m broke rn

18: What do you wish you’d done more of?

running...though i feel like i have a pretty decent excuse

19: What do you wish you’d done less of?

panic attacks, mostly

20: How did you spend Christmas?

same as usual - opened presents between kyle and i in the morning, went to parents’ at lunch for family presents, ate to much, came home and played games all night.

21:  Did you fall in love in 2015?

HAHAHAHA OOH MAN

22: What was your favourite TV program?

i binge-watched 30 rock and the new season of broadchurch came out!  i enjoyed them both!

23:  Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?

nah not really?  i mean i dislike some people now but it’s not HATE levels

24: What was the best book you read?

i think the ONLY books i read this year were The Rest of Us Just Live Here and Carry On and they were both A+

25: What was your greatest musical discovery?

matt and kim and/or lord huron i think.  they were the only new (to me) bands i bought albums from this year.

26: What did you want and get?

my skunk pelt ghost, a new phone (then i killed it,) a yard, a place to work on my taxidermy, a garbage disposal lmao

27: What did you want and not get?

serval pelt :<, wiiu, MORE SNEK?  multiple bottles of mead

28: What was your favourite film of this year?

bro i can’t remember what movies came out this year i think we saw all of 3 

29:What one thing made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

i got better at taxidermy!  and we’re working on a good setup so i don’t smell out my family.  also i kept a friend around for an entire year  holy shit what an accomplishment

30:  How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2015?

satanist cat lady from 2005

31: What kept you sane?

ice cream, ccc (and it drove me insane too,) my pets, taxidermy, seb

32: Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?

golly emily graslie is adorable and has my dream job

33: What political issue stirred you the most?

i pretty hype when they legalized gay marriage but i generally avoid politics

34: Who did you miss?

honestly?  nobody?

35: Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2015.

alcohol doesn’t solve your problems!  it only makes them worse!

36: Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.

and it doesn’t get better / it gets worse!

sorry, this year sucked

yee haw

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9, 14 but instead of red its pink

holy shit 14 is gay