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Pager Guy

you work for gen sec, the most well respected and high tech security company in the world, and you're running the call center for the entire city, you get a call on a pager, but there's a delay before they say anything

and, they're speaking fluent japanese

you don't know who works there

maybe the company's hiring immigrants

so you just, nod along, and hope it was anything important

they sounded pretty jovial

then, another call, same location

"I'm going to fucking kill, all of you motherfuckers...sorry sorry, just joking, did I scare you?"

fucking prank callers

you hang up

write down in your system the guard that called that in

get him fired, this is serious, the payday gang has been hitting your locations left and-

wait

another prank call

or, at least, you thought it was that

but then you hear a robotic voice saying something about the number being out of service

weird, but

another one

that's a lot in one night

...they're all in the same location

oh god

you've been answering the dying calls of dead men

and hearing their killers joke around with you

the payday gang is here

#payday 2 #jiro #jimmy #jacket #hotline miami #payday #gensec #just wanted to write up some stuff to explain the perspective of such a minor background character you guys interact with so often

Gensec: *Recruits K-9 Units*

John Wick:

Johnny boy be out here all like:

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At Gensec Arena, yet again, the Payday Gang really enjoyed Alesso's concert on the day of their heist there, that they decided to pay him with about 4 million in offshore funds to get him to do another concert, with them in the midst, with Bain helping set up pyrotetchnics, Joy setting up audio and lasers, and Jacket setting up the DJ table, cuz Jacket does a lot of audio mixing, with his tapes as evidence.

Bain speaks to the gang: "This whole gig is to mask our identities just for a good while. Be yourselves on the dance floor, but leave your heisting equipment behind."

Chains goes to work on the pyrotechnics job, and while setting up lasers, Joy decided to replicate the shaking floor from the heist, by providing the dance floor with a quake maker machine. Each drop of the pyrotechnics triggers the shake, and a familiar feeling in Wolf's feet. Wolf begins going to down on the dance floor, causing a circle to form around him as he goes ham on breakdancing. Hoxton joins in for a duo of epic proportions, with the circle clapping and cheering the two dopeheads on. Jacket is swinging at a pinata, particularly in the shape of a russian mobster, Clover is throwing four-leaf clovers into the floor, Bonnie is getting drunk of her tits, and Houston, well, sits it out.

This is a dumb idea where the gang just has fun with Alesso for a full setlist.