won't you show me how to dance forever?

cécil. 30s. queer. wa/us. agriculture. taxidermy. art. memes. parler français avec moi 🐊🇫🇷 ⚠ occasional graphic discussion of animal death. ⚠

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⚜️ cécil / 30s / 🐊🇫🇷 / us pnw

⚜️ posts mostly shit that makes me laugh, art, ag stuff, and the occasional original text post. sometimes nsfw

⚜️ i raise my own meat and tan pelts for money. occasionally i may talk about it in graphic detail. if this bothers you, move on

⚜️ parfois j'poster en français. parler tu avec moi?

⚜️ if you live in western washington and are interested in getting into meat rabbits, hit me up! i may have some available, and even if not, i will help you find equipment and animals if you're cool with letting me know your general area.

ag blog: @tetedurfarm taxidermy sales: @shrodingersbox writing/art blog: @youngadultmachine aesthetics: @machine-gun-kiss / @harelip / @underthesouthernstars

bsky: @/cataouatche

[thememedaddy]

[sobcat]

2026 half year report 🐎

yippee! 🍀

all in all, not bad 🦩

hoping for better... 🧍‍♀️

only a miracle can save 2026 now

despair and misery 🪾

Remaining time: 14 hours 53 minutes

[letmebegaytodd]

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

[letmebegaytodd]

You know what happy pride to those two guys

[letmebegaytodd]

[simena]

Clarence Gagnon

[thunderstruck9]

Michelle Paterok (Canadian, 1994), Transformer, 2025. Oil on linen on board, 14 × 11 in.

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

after seeing that poll about whether usamericans will be celebrating the 250th anniversary of their country, I have to ask: are they aware they are hosting the football world cup this summer

[malcolm-f-tucker]

the 2026 football world cup is being hosted by the usa, mexico and canada

usamerican, I knew this

usamerican, I did not know this

not usamerican, I knew this

not usamerican, I did not know this

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

[sandsvendor100]

Oh

My God

[sandsvendor100]

Have You Heard The Terrible News

[apileofsmiles]

What happened Seymour?

[sandsvendor100]

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

[noelle-ism]

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

[noelle-ism]

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that will companies are still trying to stomp out.

[thememedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[jenny-holzer]

[catchymemes]

[vamptits]

Happy pride! Census time

Is your pet queer?

My pet is gay

My pet is trans

My pet is gay & trans

My pet is aro and/or ace

My pet uses microlabels

My pet is cisgender and heterosexual

My pet has something else going on

No pet/other nuanced take/my pet won't tell me/I'm homophobic

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

Pick whichever identity your pet most strongly identifies with if there's multiple.

[thatsbelievable]