“ hungover and severely confused, the title of my new book. ”

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“ hungover and severely confused, the title of my new book. ”
“ okay, so running face first into the door was not a great idea, but i’m drunk as fuck, so who cares, right? ”
Today was not a good day for me. All I wanted was a new flipping bra and the woman from the shop just had to give my chest a judgmental look and ask if I shouldn’t be shopping somewhere more my age. Needless to say, that was the last time I try to buy anything ever.
“Just come to the club with me.. I’m only getting a couple drinks.”
“ woah, i was kidding. someone on a bad trip? ”
Guess who bought out a bakery when they arrived? It’s me... I feel a little sick. Does anyone want some macaroons?
“ being nervous is completely reasonable when it comes to being here, right ? being in.. being in paris, especially when you’ve never been here before, or.. out of the country years, right ? -- it’s.. it’s all perfectly reasonable, yeah ? i should probably.. i should probably breathe. okay. ”
I wish I had more time to learn French before coming here.. I don’t like the looks I get trying to order something. I would be fine if we were in Italy, but nope.